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TheKingCY

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« on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 19:20:28 »

FORMER Town, Liverpool and Tottenham star Neil Razor' Ruddock returns to Swindon next month for a charity sporting dinner at the De Vere Hotel...

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/search/display.var.2111296.0.ruddock_returns.php



I have VIP tickets for this available at £50 each.  Includes champagne reception, an hour before-hand 1 on 1 with Ruddock and Merson, 3 course meal, photo opportunites, raffle, auction, speeches, usual sporting dinner stuff, etc, etc...

Feel free to come along and vent some anger at the fat bastard for almost sending the club under just a few years ago.

Normally £60 each. Any interest please PM me.. Thanks.
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STFC_Gazzza

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 19:31:18 »

A good cause but That fat cunt (RUDDOCK not Merson) can fuck right off.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 20:19:21 »

Im gonna two foot him then run away very quick, fella am I in on this still? who else is coming and also is it suited and booted, black tie?
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JPC82

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 20:27:39 »

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Im gonna two foot him then run away very quick, fella am I in on this still? who else is coming and also is it suited and booted, black tie?


yes mate u are
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:10:44 »

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Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Im gonna two foot him then run away very quick, fella am I in on this still? who else is coming and also is it suited and booted, black tie?


yes mate u are


That wasn't me. :roll:

But yes you are.  Need to get the money in ASAP, by saturday.

Its definitely suited but black tie not sure about.  Will confirm...
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:12:08 »

Ruddock = Cunt.
The club should not have paid off his contraxct. They should have said he was unfit to play football and that he had frustrated his own contract and told him to fuck off wihthout a further penny.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:13:09 »

I'll take 27 tickets, Ruddock is ace. honest.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:15:44 »

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I'll take 27 tickets, Ruddock is ace. honest.


PM me if seriously interested, otherwise do one...
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:35:15 »

Alright mate can sort you the cash sat
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JPC82

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:38:01 »

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Alright mate can sort you the cash sat


cheers ash
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 16, 2008, 12:43:00 »

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A good cause but That fat cunt (RUDDOCK not Merson) can fuck right off.


Merson can fuck off as well :evil:
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, March 16, 2008, 12:46:06 »

I remember watching him on that Wife Swap thingy.

Pub, home for late lunch, sleep, pub

He is ace


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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, March 16, 2008, 13:22:41 »

One of life's great unsolved mysteries. Some one (i.e Danny Donnegan) offers Ruddock 5k a week allegedly and Ruddock says "Oooooh, thankyou very much, I will have some of that" and yet some people think he's a cunt rather the the person offering the ludicrous contract.

Interesting way of thinking.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, March 16, 2008, 14:14:55 »

Or you could take the view that he was expected to work for his contract, but the lazy cunt just got fatter.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2008, 21:27:44 »

That fucking waster is presenting the trophies at our 5 a side league awards night in his home town of Ashford.I have three trophies to pick up.I'm wearing a Town shirt and refusing to shake his hand.Statement!
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