If it wasn't for the Scottish we'd...

[janaage]

be shit!!!  If it wasn't for the Scottish we'd be shit....

I was thinking this morning that if it wasn't for the Scottish invasion of STFC 1st team we'd be in serious trouble this season.  Dukey constantly playing out of position, Smithy coming in and getting 10 goals from midfield and Scottish legend SSP leading the way up front this season has really has put a tartan finish to our season.  If only the English lads had played as well, we'd be champions elect by now.

[Piemonte]

Thats it, I'm buying a kilt

[Amir]

Duke strikes me as the sort of Scotsman who'd wear thermals under his kilt.  Cannae believe he's from Inverness.

[Reg Smeeton]

Duke strikes me as the sort of Scotsman who'd wear thermals under his kilt.  Cannae believe he's from Inverness.

 Dukey left Scotland at at school age and was brought up in Durham

 If it wasn't for Scotland we'd be better off....the Barnett formula sends money from south of the border to bail out the Scots.

  http://www.bma.org.uk/ap.nsf/Content/Healthcare+funding+review+research+report+2~healthcare+funding+review+research+report+2+-+barnett

[Amir]

That explains it then, Reg.  Durham's like Bath.

[Piemonte]

That explains it then, Reg.  Durham's like Bath.

Gay, expensive and impossible to get in or out of by car?

[Amir]

Gay, expensive and impossible to get in or out of by car?

Yes, but on second thoughts it's worse.  Try getting to the cathedral in a 3.5 tonner :?  

At least Bath has Twerton and Snowhill

If it wasn't for Scotland we'd be better off....the Barnett formula sends money from south of the border to bail out the Scots.

And sweaty MPs get to vote on things fro England and Wales.