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Sippo
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« on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 13:56:14 »

I've just received one from a company wanting our business.

Its a maglite. I work in IT.  :?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
Peter Venkman
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 13:57:46 »

You must be very very small to fit in a maglite  
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
Luci

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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 13:58:24 »

A Glorified Torch  Cool

Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth Christopher  Cheesy
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land_of_bo

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 14:02:34 »

When you lose power to your server room and you need a torch you'll thank them  Wink
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 14:06:35 »

I got a couple of t-shirts a few months ago.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 14:08:42 »

oh my god we get all sorts of crap

on my desk I have a can of Ipswich Town FC grass - dead grass actually
a Russian doll from some random hotel in Russia
a large paddle hairbrush from Aveda (which is actually quite a nice gift)
An Opal fruits ruler that changes magically to Starburst when you move it
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 14:15:06 »

The biggest downfall of being unemployed.

I've got a red cruz campo polo shirt thing. It's doesn't really say cruz campo anywhere on it which is nice. But it's a bit red for me.

I think my dad's got quite a lot of crap kicking about in his store room.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 14:20:33 »

Quote from: "Sippo"
I've just received one from a company wanting our business.

Its a maglite. I work in IT.  :?


Could have been a fleshlight I suppose
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 14:41:17 »

I randomly got a bottle of Cava at the end of last year (wasn't for xmas).

I'm saving the cheap bubbly for a special occassion, I doubt I will get round to drinking it.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 15:12:33 »

I today recieved a card and chocolates off a tenant I helped out, she also put in the card to 'stay in touch and pop in some time for a ctach up' I think I will decline
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 16:35:04 »

Does this give new meaning to the phrase "Bushey is a rent boy?"
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 17:43:15 »

Quote from: "flammableBen"
The biggest downfall of being unemployed.

I've got a red cruz campo polo shirt thing. It's doesn't really say cruz campo anywhere on it which is nice. But it's a bit red for me.

I think my dad's got quite a lot of crap kicking about in his store room.


 But you can get gifts from the government and all sorts of other stuff, like cards from SBC ....and the NHS.

  I miss the fB webcam and tales from the Los Gatos storeroom.
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ronnie21

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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 18:06:40 »

Quote from: "Si Pie"
Does this give new meaning to the phrase "Bushey is a rent boy?"
   
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JPC82

« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 18:10:32 »

i once got given a blow job by a ugly girl who worked in my parents office.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 18:14:05 »

[neville w]

Did she think she would get a head start by giving the boss' son sexual favours

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