I was going to make some ninja weapon out of garlic bread, but I ate it instead. Maybe if I bring it back and capture the moment mid vomit that could work.
Ninja pukeus. Nice.
You must have other things lying about. I was originally going for the big Ikea CD Rack Sword, Sephiroth style; but I couldn't get it in picture whilst taking the photo with my other hand, and I kept knocking bit's of plaster out of my ceiling.