I think I'm going crazy...

[Samdy Gray]

I had an empty can of lager next to me, next thing I know it's a new can unopened fresh out of the fridge  

[yeo]

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

[Sussex]

Just means your missus is doing a good job. Seen and not heard...

[flammableBen]

I found a can of white ace in my room that I must have hidden as a bonus extra supply can when I had some money however many months ago. I have no memory of hiding it, it was down the side of one of my speakers.

Either that or I'm going to go back in time at a future date and hide the can. Which would indicate that it's important to some major cosmic events surrounding space time. I hope it was ok to drink it. Mmmm.. Cosmic White Ace.

[Reg Smeeton]

I found a can of white ace in my room that I must have hidden as a bonus extra supply can when I had some money however many months ago. I have no memory of hiding it, it was down the side of one of my speakers.

Either that or I'm going to go back in time at a future date and hide the can. Which would indicate that it's important to some major cosmic events surrounding space time. I hope it was ok to drink it. Mmmm.. Cosmic White Ace.

 I've got a bottle of brandy and a bottle of champagne in my drinks cabinet that I've had for years ....the brandy 20+.

 I got them and thought I'd save them for a very special occasion...trouble is when I've had said occasions, I invariably end up down the pub and just get hammered there.  Meanwhile home drinking is just the usual bottles of duty free..

  I hope they are OK to drink still when I finally open them.

[Samdy Gray]

I keep turning to the now empty can to see if it's replenished itself, all to no avail. Come back beer fairy  

[axs]

I keep turning to the now empty can to see if it's replenished itself, all to no avail. Come back beer fairy  

you could at least call her Nicki.

[Simon Pieman]

Maybe one of Fred's friendly ghosts came back to yours

[neville w]

I found a can of white ace in my room that I must have hidden as a bonus extra supply can when I had some money however many months ago. I have no memory of hiding it, it was down the side of one of my speakers.

Either that or I'm going to go back in time at a future date and hide the can. Which would indicate that it's important to some major cosmic events surrounding space time. I hope it was ok to drink it. Mmmm.. Cosmic White Ace.

 I've got a bottle of brandy and a bottle of champagne in my drinks cabinet that I've had for years ....the brandy 20+.

 I got them and thought I'd save them for a very special occasion...trouble is when I've had said occasions, I invariably end up down the pub and just get hammered there.  Meanwhile home drinking is just the usual bottles of duty free..

  I hope they are OK to drink still when I finally open them.

Brandy will be fine Reg, champers might be a bit dodgy by now, is it laid down ?

[Reg Smeeton]

I found a can of white ace in my room that I must have hidden as a bonus extra supply can when I had some money however many months ago. I have no memory of hiding it, it was down the side of one of my speakers.

Either that or I'm going to go back in time at a future date and hide the can. Which would indicate that it's important to some major cosmic events surrounding space time. I hope it was ok to drink it. Mmmm.. Cosmic White Ace.

 I've got a bottle of brandy and a bottle of champagne in my drinks cabinet that I've had for years ....the brandy 20+.

 I got them and thought I'd save them for a very special occasion...trouble is when I've had said occasions, I invariably end up down the pub and just get hammered there.  Meanwhile home drinking is just the usual bottles of duty free..

  I hope they are OK to drink still when I finally open them.

Brandy will be fine Reg, champers might be a bit dodgy by now, is it laid down ?

  But of course......