Simon Pieman
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« Reply #30 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:18:41 » |
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Unless there are other kids round she'll be bored shitless though. I suppose you could feed her wine.
My relatives did that to me when I was 12. The results the next day were not very good.
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:32:41 » |
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Take her to the footy - plenty of carthorses and donkeys on show to keep her happy. Then like most of us she'll need a beer to get over it so take her to the party. The jobs a good 'un.  |
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Luci
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 08:55:38 » |
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Fred can't take her to the engagement when he'll have his eyes peeled for a "pull"  |
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:13:54 » |
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Can't you take her to your Mum's yourself, spend some time with them both, nip out to the footie for a couple of hours, go back to your Mum's, and maybe get a nice meal out of it, spend a bit more time with them, get the nipper to bed and then get out for the last couple of hours of the party?
Then on Sunday you get to go around your Mum's again with a big bunch of flowers and stuff and maybe get Sunday lunch out of it.
Job done.
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:24:41 » |
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miss the game. games happen every week every year. your mate gets married hopefully only once. Plus a kid is more likely to be awake during the day so you can spend more time with said kid who will be asleep when you are at the party so won't even miss you.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:27:16 » |
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GFM is right
I am missing the game and going to the paaaartay
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Luci
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:29:07 » |
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We'll only lose anyway mate.
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:30:18 » |
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GFM is right
I am missing the game and going to the paaaartay bet you'd never thought you'd be agreeing with one of my posts!!!!! |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:31:02 » |
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I said it Saturday and I'll say it again, I really think we can win this one.
It will be STFC all over if we did, typical us !
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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 12:31:55 » |
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GFM is right
I am missing the game and going to the paaaartay bet you'd never thought you'd be agreeing with one of my posts!!!!! Always a first time I suppose  |
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 13:55:48 » |
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Can you not have her Friday after work, treat her in the evening, spend Sat morning with her, go to the football - and just to the football not pubbing it, spend a few hours with her after the game and then go to the bash later in the evening thus allowing Jenna to spend time with her grandparents.
Depends how desperate you are to go to the game - if it was me I couldn't not go to the game.....but I don't have kids yet so maybe I'm ignorant of it.
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 21:33:44 » |
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GFM is right
I am missing the game and going to the paaaartay See you in the Merlin then?  ?? |
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