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No because I knew when I wrote the word legend someone would immediatly say hes not a legend or vice versa you just proved my point oaf!!  "Oaf !" |
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, February 21, 2008, 16:46:10 » |
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Don't think he was arrested I believe he called for help and asked to be taken away.
Lets face it, anyone else other than a rich football who acted like Gazza would have been sectioned ages ago.
Great footballer, but definitely not enough between the ears.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, February 21, 2008, 16:49:27 » |
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I feel l have to repeat this joke again....
53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" convention.
Alan Shearer addresses the crowd. "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?"
Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, "Eighteen!"
"I'm afraid not", says Shearer.
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks, "What is 8 plus 8?"
After nearly 30s econds Gazza eventually says,"Ninety?"
Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good, eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Pandemonium breaks out hroughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream .............
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:02:20 » |
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Staff at the Hilton Gateshead where he was staying were worried about him as he had been "compulsivley playing computer games!"
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:05:52 » |
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good luck the the guy. Gettign sectioned seemed to sort out frank bruno a few years ago.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:12:19 » |
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When your best mate is called 'Five Bellies' and your drinking buddy is Chris 'the ginger binger' Evans, you're going to struggle to hold your own among the greats.
Yes - he was an awesome talent, but had he surrounded himself with people who were going to look after him he could have been so much greater.
Hope he gets better soon. At least it sounds as if he will now get some proper help.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 10:48:36 » |
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Great player that he was, he's certaintly got problems, I actually think he is gay and struggles to live with the fact which therefore rsults in rather strange and aggresive behavior; hence the dodgy blond hair and clothing these days.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:31:18 » |
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All he did was show people his Willy,talk to some fake Parrots and eat some Raw Liver.
We've all done that surely!
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:37:05 » |
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No Yeovil, the parrot's that I talk to are real. I know for sure because they told me so.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:47:31 » |
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and Ive never showed anyone my willy!  |
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:48:30 » |
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I've shown it to a docter after I set fire to it.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:20:18 » |
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doesn't this sounds like a bit from peep show (the episode where canadian mary gets sectioned)
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:36:28 » |
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I'd love to call a pub "The Priest and Paedo"
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:37:45 » |
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same here, but remember the washing machine stays. that's why i fell in love with the place
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:49:03 » |
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fuck him waste of space.
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