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BANGKOK RED

« on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 11:51:32 »

This is going back about 10 years ago, but who remembers these?:

The skaggy girl who used to sit next to the ATM near Devon Savouries begging for money. She called me a tight cunt once for not giving her anything and so I told her to fuck off, especially considering that a couple of days before I saw her in a shop buying 10 fags and X large rizzlas.

The nutter who used to walk through town talking to himself VERY LOADLY about horses and racing.

The young bloke who used to "Dance" outside Burger King, he had a small stereo with him and just could not dance, he ALWAYS drew a crowd though. I heard that he died.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 11:54:14 »

kuzeeee with his ghetto blaster.
the demented dancer who looked like adrian mole.
the 20p begger who always had a can of tennents super in his hand(steve)
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 11:55:05 »

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This is going back about 10 years ago, but who remembers these?:

The skaggy girl who used to sit next to the ATM near Devon Savouries begging for money. She called me a tight cunt once for not giving her anything and so I told her to fuck off, especially considering that a couple of days before I saw her in a shop buying 10 fags and X large rizzlas.

The nutter who used to walk through town talking to himself VERY LOADLY about horses and racing.

The young bloke who used to "Dance" outside Burger King, he had a small stereo with him and just could not dance, he ALWAYS drew a crowd though. I heard that he died.


Eh? Homeless people need fags and large rizzlas as much as anybody else. Possibly even more.

I don't really remember an of them. Booo.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 11:57:28 »

Anyone seen the guy with the cowboy hat who makes cuckoo noises?

Also the poor guy that died with the massive thumb  Sad
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 11:58:02 »

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kuzeeee with his ghetto blaster.
the demented dancer who looked like adrian mole.
the 20p begger who always had a can of tennents super in his hand(steve)


I remember him, Skinhead use to prey on women and children, generally keeping clear of blokes.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 11:59:35 »

and the oold fella who used to go barmy and fight himself or shout at his imaginary foe or friend(mad rad i think he was called)
also the fella who used to sell the advers by primark where the bogs used to be was a bit of a legend.yab yab yab yab.i think he fathered a kid in his 70s
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:01:35 »

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Anyone seen the guy with the cowboy hat who makes cuckoo noises?

Also the poor guy that died with the massive thumb  Sad


thats sid the kid.he has a hockey stick as his walking stick.he used to watch the moonies on a sunday and wroughton on a saturday.
he lives in wroughton
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:03:10 »

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and the oold fella who used to go barmy and fight himself or shout at his imaginary foe or friend(mad rad i think he was called)
also the fella who used to sell the advers by primark where the bogs used to be was a bit of a legend.yab yab yab yab.i think he fathered a kid in his 70s


I remember him, he was ace. Yab yabba yabba yab yab yabba.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:09:13 »

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the 20p begger who always had a can of tennents super in his hand(steve)


Think he relocated to Yeovil and now calls himself herthab.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:10:06 »

I reckon that the yab yab man if he was about today would be one of the biggest hits on youtube of all time.

On the other hand he would of been a prime target for happy slappers
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:16:59 »

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Anyone seen the guy with the cowboy hat who makes cuckoo noises?


Haha, I know him.

I walked past him once as he saw a polo on the floor. He bent down and picked it up and yelled "Polo - the mint with the hole!". Funny as fuck.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:18:22 »

He is quality sam, lives in wroughton and gets a lift in town everyday of random people
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 13:09:37 »

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and the oold fella who used to go barmy and fight himself or shout at his imaginary foe or friend(mad rad i think he was called)
also the fella who used to sell the advers by primark where the bogs used to be was a bit of a legend.yab yab yab yab.i think he fathered a kid in his 70s


I remember him, he was ace. Yab yabba yabba yab yab yabba.


Yep - fathered a kid in his 70s with a woman in her 20s at the time. Think he's dead now but deffo an overriding memory of Swindon when I was growing up.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 13:11:45 »

ahhh, the yip yap man! Brings back memories!!!

Funniest one at the moment has to be the small chinese dude on crutches!
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 13:13:48 »

In Bath we have the Jamaican Jester who sings nothing but "no women no cry" Even has his own facebook group  Cool http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2258524895
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