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Amir

« on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 16:58:23 »

Okay, I haven't been to the dentist for 10 years and me teef are really starting to hurt now.

Anyone know how long you generally have to wait to get an NHS dentist?  I'm considering downing a bottle of rum and some DIY dentistry at the moment.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:03:13 »

surprised your teeth have not fell out! do you have a phobia of dentists? don't worry its a common problem Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:04:14 »

i love dentists.  Cool
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:04:34 »

I'm reasonably knowledgeable on dental matters....years of experience, what symptoms do you have ?
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Amir

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:05:20 »

I stopped going when my dentist became privitised, Sade.  I was quite young and didn't realise there were any NHS ones still about.

Dentists don't bother me.  Now doctors on the other hand :shock:
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Amir

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:08:35 »

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I'm reasonably knowledgeable on dental matters....years of experience, what symptoms do you have ?


I've got dirty big holes in three of my teeth(although only two are giving me problems), and one of two fillings fell out about 5 years ago.

A screwdriver and a bit of putty do you reckon, reg?
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:13:16 »

I'm guessing the holes are in the molar teeth?
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Amir

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:16:18 »

They are.

Your advice isn't going to be to see a dentist is it, reg? Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:18:07 »

i went to the dentist this afternoon for a check up, and im fine Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:22:43 »

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They are.

Your advice isn't going to be to see a dentist is it, reg? Smiley


   Sort of....it sounds that you're beyond conservative treatment.....wait until you go to Russia....probably got stacks of out of work dentists from the USSR who'll get you sorted for a few roubles.
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Amir

« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:23:41 »

I know when I do go the dentist is going to have a right pop as well.  You'd think he'd be happy.  Plenty of fucking work for you in this mouth mate Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:30:18 »

i went for the first time in 25 years last year and it cost me £550 Sad
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:39:32 »

Anyone see that documentary a few backs about how many of the bastards are either incompetent or on the scam?  

They took someone examined by the head honcho of dentists who gave them pretty much the all clear with perhaps scope for a little minor cosmetic scraping and the like.

Out of the ten or so dentists they sent the young lass to all but two where ready to rip the drill out, one even tried to pull teeth and give her 8 fillings.

The old man’s best mate went to one dentist who told him he needed major, major dental work.  He took a 2nd opinion with an NHS chap who told him his teeth where perfectly healthy and he didn’t need anything doing at all.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:40:19 »

While you're are there, ask them to put some wisdom teeth in Wink

Why not DIY with dental floss? Slide it in the gaps on both sides of offending tooth, cross hands at front and pull apart and upwards (or downwards). Floss cuts round root and out pops tooth ...

 ... and lots of blood. :shock:
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Amir

« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:50:25 »

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i went for the first time in 25 years last year and it cost me £550


That's mysteriously made them feel alot better Soapy Tit Wank
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