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dell boy

« on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:11:05 »

My lovely little girl today passed her driving test (2nd attempt), she will be 18 in April.
2007 has been quite expensive with her and 2008 doesn't look like it will be any cheaper:

So far I have forked out for both tests and numerous lessons, brought her a reasonable second hand Fiesta. Both my lads brought their own cars, good lads.
My daughter goes to University next year so more money (lots of), neither my lads did, they went straight out to work.
I also in a drunken mess promised to pay for her holiday in Zante in July, oh boy.

In the future:
Of course if she gets married then its dad who pays again, with the lads it will be down to the girls parents (I bloody hope, they better meet rich tarts).

My God, daughters are so expensive, but mine like a lot of other dads is the apple of my eye, love her to bits and shes worth every penny.

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« Reply #1 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:12:52 »

How long before someone posts asking for pics of your daughter....  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:13:42 »

i was going to ask for her hand in marriage.
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dell boy

« Reply #3 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:14:30 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
How long before someone posts asking for pics of your daughter....  Wink


You can find her on the front cover of several magazines (and not the dirty bloody magazines). She works part-time as a model for a couple of agencies.

She is a beautiful and I mean beautiful blonde, and there is absolute no chance of me posting a picture Ralphy.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:19:01 »

pics please  
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:25:12 »

I paid for your daughter. She was pretty cheap and took it up the arse.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:27:08 »

What magazines then?  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:28:00 »

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I paid for your daughter. She was pretty cheap and took it up the arse.


As Lily Allen says - you can't get pregnant up the bum-bum.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:53:31 »

I definately want to know more... Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 15:13:31 »

Is she single? Seriously?
She's my age.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:08:49 »

To slightly break the tune, fancy being my dad?

I've had to pay for all of the above this year (Daughter sex apart) and I'm broke.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:10:09 »

She sounds interesting. A little young for me, but I am 21 own my own house (no mortgage) and I am rich - i'll marry her
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:10:59 »

i think you should put her on eBay.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:21:36 »

I am 26, Own my own flat (no mortgage) and like gingers.

She'll do.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:29:50 »

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