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Ummm... nothing stands out. I'll keep thinking EDIT: Actually, this is pathetic so it might count. My ex left me for another lad, so when he was round there once I walked past her house as it was down the road and nicked his bike. I hid it untill the following morning, I then chucked it into the brook (stream, whatever they're called) Later that day I found out it wasn't actually his bike, it was one of his mates. They found out it was me, although I denied it and always have since. When I went to where I chcuked it the following day it had disappeared.  That's pretty good, but I bet you can do better. I fucking went for a shit in an ally and ended up losing all my clothes and had to run home naked and I shared it with the forum. And I let a forum member shave my head. Come on you can do better. Tell us your deepest darkest most depraved secret. |
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:00:56 » |
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If it means people buying me a beer then the more the merrier I'll see what I can do |
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:03:09 » |
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i did used to drink. i even got drunk at football once, some of you may remember it. Anybody remember the time I went to football and didn't drink? Me and Sonic are like Ying and Yang. But white versions with normal shaped eyes. |
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:03:27 » |
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Ummm... nothing stands out. I'll keep thinking EDIT: Actually, this is pathetic so it might count. My ex left me for another lad, so when he was round there once I walked past her house as it was down the road and nicked his bike. I hid it untill the following morning, I then chucked it into the brook (stream, whatever they're called) Later that day I found out it wasn't actually his bike, it was one of his mates. They found out it was me, although I denied it and always have since. When I went to where I chcuked it the following day it had disappeared. That's pretty good, but I bet you can do better. I fucking went for a shit in an ally and ended up losing all my clothes and had to run home naked and I shared it with the forum. And I let a forum member shave my head. Come on you can do better. Tell us your deepest darkest most depraved secret. I got very drunk walked a bird home. Was gagging to fuck her but she was having none of it. I had to let the poor fella breathe, so had a wank up against a fence down the road from her house but disguised it as if I was having a piss Can't believe I posted that. |
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:04:19 » |
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"Cums on fences"
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:07:02 » |
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STFC4LIFE, that is brilliant.
Cums on fences it is. Unless I can think of something better in the next few minutes.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:07:53 » |
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Ummm... nothing stands out. I'll keep thinking EDIT: Actually, this is pathetic so it might count. My ex left me for another lad, so when he was round there once I walked past her house as it was down the road and nicked his bike. I hid it untill the following morning, I then chucked it into the brook (stream, whatever they're called) Later that day I found out it wasn't actually his bike, it was one of his mates. They found out it was me, although I denied it and always have since. When I went to where I chcuked it the following day it had disappeared. That's pretty good, but I bet you can do better. I fucking went for a shit in an ally and ended up losing all my clothes and had to run home naked and I shared it with the forum. And I let a forum member shave my head. Come on you can do better. Tell us your deepest darkest most depraved secret. I got very drunk walked a bird home. Was gagging to fuck her but she was having none of it. I had to let the poor fella breathe, so had a wank up against a fence down the road from her house but disguised it as if I was having a piss Can't believe I posted that. Thats made me laugh out loud |
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:09:09 » |
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Maybe "Fence Bukkake Artist". Might be a bit to complicated. I like "cums on fences", nice rhythm to it. Any other suggestions?
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:09:28 » |
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The thing is, the said bird wasn't actually a bird. I was probably better off having a wank up aganst a fence. |
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:11:07 » |
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The thing is, the said bird wasn't actually a bird. I was probably better off having a wank up aganst a fence. It was a bloke you big homo? You're making this up now. |
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:13:21 » |
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No honestly, I went out with a few mates that same night, got back into Melksham, spotted her, and the rest is above. She was fat. |
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:13:54 » |
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cums on fences is too similar to give_us_an_s' cums on chips.
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:14:14 » |
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I think I read your post wrong Ben, she was a she if that's what you meant.
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:15:06 » |
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:? but you said she wasnt a bird
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:16:27 » |
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I meant bird as in attractive, so she wasn't actually attractive.
Melksham slang Yeovil.
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