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sonic youth

« on: Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:15:28 »

anyone know of any that do short-term/casual memberships? in fact, do they do them at all or is it always a 12 month contract?
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lebowski

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:18:03 »

canon's is month to month. i think.

added benefit is you will find that arrieta is in there all the time.

he looks so lonely.

poor ibon  Crying
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:19:56 »

Perhaps you should talk to him instead of stalking him then lebowski?
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lebowski

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:22:02 »

well i would do but i dont speak portuguese

poor lebowski  Crying
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mattboyslim

« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:28:05 »

Local authority gyms are usually pay as you go, not as posh as some but a whole heap cheaper than fitness first etc.
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sonic youth

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:40:47 »

cheers chaps. two local gyms near me but the website(s) is/are broken.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 00:56:27 »

Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 01:35:38 »

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Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.


My weights have been sat dormant for years and my bench is gathering dust.

 Cheesy
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STFC Village

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 02:13:53 »

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Why join a gym?
To perve at the hotties.

Duh Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 02:17:35 »

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Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.



I agree apart from the exercise bit.

Stay at home lay on the sofa and drink Cool
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 08:57:22 »

The Oevil Red Workout Regime:

10 reps of going to the fridge and fetching beer.

Down beers as quickly as possible - as you get better reduce the amount
of gulps you take.

Remember to alternate beer lifting arms to ensure both sides of the body get equal resistance.

Roll plenty of ciggies before and after to remain limber and avoid injury.
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sonic youth

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 11:44:37 »

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Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.


i'm far too lazy to exercise at home. plus i get to perv at hotties...
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 11:49:35 »

I pay 36 a month and thats full time membership, gym, pool jacuzzis, steam room and all classes.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 14:26:48 »

My sports center (well its not technically mine - I just worked there) in Calne is reopening in January - They are doing some brill rates!

We will have the best lifeguards!  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 6, 2007, 15:12:43 »

Whats the point in lifeguards when the locals havce webbed feet?
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