Nightout In The Medway

[Ralphy]

Ah right guv.

[Reg Smeeton]

I was born in Tunbridge Wells, not far away from there Si

I thought you were an Essex lad?

Burnham On Crouch

 Oh golly, oh gosh
Come and lie on the couch
With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham-on-Crouch
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I ain't a slouch

[tans]

Did you just make that up Reg?

[Reg Smeeton]

Did you just make that up Reg?

  Er no......I'd love to be able to write such subtle poetry as the late Ian Dury.

[tans]

And i thought you were the oracle  

[Ralphy]

Do you know any other poems Reg?  

Any about Chipping Norton?  

[sonic youth]

Oh, my dear Chipping Norton,
despite everything it is shit.
The home of Jeremy Clarkson,
anyone who lives there is a tit.

[Simon Pieman]

Down in Chipping Norton
they act like Graham Norton

[tans]

Oh, my dear Chipping Norton,
despite everything it is shit.
The home of Jeremy Clarkson,
anyone who lives there is a tit.

cheers sonic.