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« Reply #45 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:57:06 »

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Nah you lot didnt fancy it, we offered it 'oh er half our team has gone home' we look around a few meetings later and half your team are then leaving.

Bottled it. Fact


they had already gone home, we wanted the friendly.

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DV, I've heard your a bit like an inside out Christiano Ronaldo, got the moaning, sulky, Prima Donna style behaviour down. But have less talent than a clone of Ricky Shakes where they've got the genes backwards.

That's what everyone is always telling me anyway.


I think you've got me mixed up with sonicyouth  Cheesy
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:58:13 »

Nah, everyone says that Sonics a real team player. Ready to put in work any position where he's needed.
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sonic youth

« Reply #47 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:59:10 »

i'm more of a darren anderton crossed with joey barton
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:59:13 »

James is, but he likes a good moan & sulk
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 19:14:11 »

Alkies can play football. Look at George Best, he was ace.

That Bennett's just a lightweight.
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 20:47:53 »

A few mates and I got refused entry in their because the guys we were with were saying in ear shot of the woman bouncer person, "I can't believe I've gotta pay to get into a fucking queer bar"
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 20:50:08 »

Serves them right then. You should go out with some classier company sometime. Doubt you'll find any on here though.
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 21:27:21 »

Wait till you get turned away from somewhere cos you have a chequed shirt on. Northern monkeys  :twisted:
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 21:29:04 »

Careful tans, think about what you're saying!
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« Reply #54 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 21:30:23 »

youve lost me mate
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« Reply #55 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:20:36 »

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A few mates and I got refused entry in their because the guys we were with were saying in ear shot of the woman bouncer person, "I can't believe I've gotta pay to get into a fucking queer bar"


The woman bouncer would be... the owner  Smiley
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sonic youth

« Reply #56 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:31:37 »

would she be gay as well, per chance?

i'm surprised they only got refused entry. what a twattish thing to say.



on an unrelated but related note, when i start drinking again i'll astonish you with my morris dancing skills.
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flammableBen

« Reply #57 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:38:27 »

On another sort of related note, I've just had a weird flash back memory. Was John in the Furnace?
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« Reply #58 on: Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:48:03 »

She's not gay, but two of the management team are.

Yes John was in there... but i dont remember talking to him... i touched his lady friend though!
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2007, 17:49:05 »

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i did a fred and ended up in the pink rooms.

the two birds i was with went to the loo and and i thought-ahh i'm not going to hang about by the bar on my own, i'm drunk and god knows what might happen. so i go wait outside the loo whilst they go shit or wee or whatever they were doing.

they take fucking ages and i notice this one guy who'd just been to use the facilities was coming back upstairs, odd i thought. so he approaches me and asks
"are you doing tricks?"
sorry?
"are you, you know?"
errrrrrrrrr no. i'm waiting for some birds i'm with in there.
"oh ok" toodles off.

(ccp and nico were in there as well)


so thats why you didnt turn up for football sunday, twat


i didn't turn up as i felt my leggie poos wouldn't have coped and to be honest my game on sunday evening was more important and didn't want to jeopardise it.

plus the way it was talked about i was making up numbers on the bench

plus this happened about a month ago, the weekend after halloween i think, i admit i forgot to add a date in the initial tale

plus it was rained off anyway, so no harm done
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