Boucers at Furnace are cunts

[Simon Pieman]

No bands, well none when we got there but it was almost midnight.

Fred ended up in Pink Rooms apparantly  

[sonic youth]

So after all this, did anyone get their nuts wet last night?

i did!










i had a shower.

[Simon Pieman]

I got some of John's beard in my mouth. Some dude outside the Rolly thought it was funny. I wasn't as amused.

[Fred Elliot]

Umm what happened to Fred???

Fuck me I am still alive.

what a fucking mental night !!!!!

Went to the Pink Rooms with those two birds........................well what the fuck is all that about ??

It gets to about 3.30 an I think "I really need a slash here"

so I tooters off to the loo and I'm having a slash when all of a sudden this fucking bird walks in !

I pisses down me jeans and says "what the fuck are you doing in here "

She totally ignores me and goes into the shitter, dont close the door, just drops her Kaks and has a slash.

I'm like "I fucking cant believe this"

Next thing I know is her fucking girlfriend comes in looking for her.

Now I may be old and naive but I am not expecting this at all.

This bint turns around to me and says "what the fuck are you looking at ?"

Im speechless, and zip meself up and go back to the bar.

What I didnt know that the shitters in Pink are unisex, which I found a little disconcerting.

All in all a fucking quality night. got in at 5.30 am and pulled twice in one night

[tans]

Superb mate  

[Bushey Boy]

And woke me up saying 'mate, in in pink rooms, where the fuck are you, I mean what I dont get is two blokes and two women kissing, it aint right is it mate'

[Ralphy]

What a bizarre place.

[Reg Smeeton]

What a bizarre place.

   You've been then Ralphy.....you know its a gay club.

[yeo]

This is quite a spectacular mid life crisis you are going through Mr Elliot.I look forward to the next adventure.

[Ralphy]

What a bizarre place.

   You've been then Ralphy.....you know its a gay club.

No I've never been Reg, don't think I'll bother either.

I like Mckenzies.

[BANGKOK RED]

I used to get thrown out of there (When it was Level 3) all the time. It even got to the point where the bouncers would say Jamie (They knew me by name), why bother, you ain't gonna be here for long.

I was never really agro in there, just mischeivous: Looking up girls skirts, knicking beers from the tap and grabbing the DJ's Mic and screaming obsceneties, just general tom foolery really.

The thing is that much of the reason that I was so naughty in there was because I was going through an ecstacy phase, and what's more is that 1 of every 3 or so visits I would have my E's confiscated but the bouncers.

Well I was kicked out (Yet again) one night, and so I went back to a friends house (Which was not far from level 3), cos' the bouncers confisctated my pills again and I knew that my mate had some more. About 3 hr's later, after the club had shut there was a knock on the door and my mate let the person in, and this person turned out to be one of the level 3 bouncers. (Mel his name was/is, short stocky bloke)

The bastard came in, said hello, shook my hand and then proceeded to eat one of the 4 pills that he confiscated from me that night, it turned out that the only reason that they let me in again and again after continously throwing me out was because from time to time they would get some free pills from me.

Fuckers, although he did give one pill back that night!!!

[Bushey Boy]

Thats ace mate!! ha ha

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

and it burns burns burns the ring of fire, the ring of fire  

[Bennett]

i did a fred and ended up in the pink rooms.

the two birds i was with went to the loo and and i thought-ahh i'm not going to hang about by the bar on my own, i'm drunk and god knows what might happen. so i go wait outside the loo whilst they go shit or wee or whatever they were doing.

they take fucking ages and i notice this one guy who'd just been to use the facilities was coming back upstairs, odd i thought. so he approaches me and asks
"are you doing tricks?"
sorry?
"are you, you know?"
errrrrrrrrr no. i'm waiting for some birds i'm with in there.
"oh ok" toodles off.

(ccp and nico were in there as well)

[Ben Wah Balls]

Gays in a gay club? Whatever next.