Umm what happened to Fred???
Fuck me I am still alive.
what a fucking mental night !!!!!
Went to the Pink Rooms with those two birds........................well what the fuck is all that about


??
It gets to about 3.30 an I think "I really need a slash here"
so I tooters off to the loo and I'm having a slash when all of a sudden this fucking bird walks in !
I pisses down me jeans and says "what the fuck are you doing in here

"
She totally ignores me and goes into the shitter, dont close the door, just drops her Kaks and has a slash.
I'm like "I fucking cant believe this"
Next thing I know is her fucking girlfriend comes in looking for her.
Now I may be old and naive but I am not expecting this at all.
This bint turns around to me and says "what the fuck are you looking at ?"
Im speechless, and zip meself up and go back to the bar.
What I didnt know that the shitters in Pink are unisex, which I found a little disconcerting.
All in all a fucking quality night. got in at 5.30 am and pulled twice in one night