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« Reply #30 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:49:22 » |
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Can I go there too? That sounds like fun. Can I drink beer on this highway to nowhere?
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:50:43 » |
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no but you can sing talking heads songs
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:51:37 » |
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how about 'i used to work in chicago'
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:54:46 » |
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is that a talking heads song?
no. it's not.
damned fool!
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:55:58 » |
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how about 'i used to work in chicago' A woman came into the store one day asking for some seafood |
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:57:22 » |
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so i gave her the crabs?
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:57:39 » |
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or did you eat her?
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 23:58:26 » |
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Something like that. You're going to have to get better at this tomorrow Andy, otherwise we'll have to listen to the petrol story for 4 hours :|  |
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« Reply #38 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:00:10 » |
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so what was your next line?
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« Reply #39 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:00:56 » |
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forget, start a new one:
A woman came into the store one day asking for some nails...
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« Reply #40 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:01:48 » |
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so i sold her some no more nails instead
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« Reply #41 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:03:16 » |
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Crabs she got.
We'll sort out the in between parts tomorrow. I take it you've thought of some super ace ones. Or maybe just some normal ones. As long as it keeps me awake before the beer runs out I'm happy.
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:04:11 » |
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forget, start a new one:
A woman came into the store one day asking for some nails... some nails from the store? |
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:05:19 » |
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I used to work in Chicago, In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more,
A woman came in for some nails,
Some nails from the store
Nails she wanted,
Screwed she got,
I don;t work there anymore.
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« Reply #44 on: Saturday, November 17, 2007, 00:06:59 » |
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Quick service she wanted...
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