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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:21:32 » |
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 what part of the bike was he trying to stick his cock into? |
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:21:50 » |
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lock him up, he's a cycle-path.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:24:30 » |
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lock him up, he's a cycle-path. :shake:  |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:24:32 » |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:25:19 » |
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what part of the bike was he trying to stick his cock into? Dunno, it says 'simulating sex' so perhaps he was just rubbing away at it? Either that or he cut a hole in one of the tyres... Does this mean Fred's 'toy' would be illegal if he was found humping it? |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:26:56 » |
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Think we've all probably had a few bikes after too much to drink!
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:27:18 » |
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'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.' |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:28:45 » |
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Think we've all probably had a few bikes after too much to drink! Or Potters |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:29:56 » |
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Think we've all probably had a few bikes after too much to drink! Or Potters Reg's bike just had a nickname. |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:43:23 » |
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lock him up, he's a cycle-path. Bravo ! Either that or he's certainly de-stabilised |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:47:43 » |
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lock him up, he's a cycle-path. Bravo ! Either that or he's certainly de-stabilised Nev, I've stolen this post from the forum where I found the link: He's been spoken to - he peddled a pack of lies about not being able to handle his booze, said he was tyred, and wheely not in the mood to be saddled with this kind of accusation, as it would brake his family up.
My god, im soooooooo bored.....
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:59:45 » |
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I house someone who cant stop wanking - Fact
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janaage
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:12:22 » |
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To be honest KT that was my initial reaction. He must have had that lawyer from the Simpsons not to have got away with that. What is this country coming to??? It's a sad day when a man can't make love to his raleigh chopper in his own front room. |
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:14:41 » |
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I love the turn of phrase wanking like a safari park chimp.
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