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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #105 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:56:00 »

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falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt  :shock:

or is that just something that happens to me?  Oops  Soapy Tit Wank


 You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without.
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« Reply #106 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:01:54 »

or a soapy tit wank. In fact half the fun is where it all goes.
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« Reply #107 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:03:20 »

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Quote from: "jimbob"
falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt  :shock:

or is that just something that happens to me?  Oops  Soapy Tit Wank


 You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without.


you aint heard of a posh wank then  Wink
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« Reply #108 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:05:49 »

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falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt  :shock:

or is that just something that happens to me?  Oops  Soapy Tit Wank


 You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without.


you aint heard of a posh wank then  Wink


  No, do tell me about it, Im guessing its nothing to do with Beckham's missus or Peterboro.
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« Reply #109 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:15:40 »

urban dictionary:-

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!

or an alternative for you reg

a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate
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« Reply #110 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:23:33 »

found this whilst on urban dictionary which i found mildly amusing

premature evacuation-Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
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« Reply #111 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:32:54 »

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found this whilst on urban dictionary which i found mildly amusing

premature evacuation-Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.


that is rather amusing
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« Reply #112 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:39:25 »

even more amusing and apt

dotcomrade= An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.  Cool
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« Reply #113 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:43:21 »

I used to have loads of them but I've ended meeting most of you cunts.
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« Reply #114 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:54:09 »

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I've ended meeting most of you cunts.


  Good.
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« Reply #115 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:55:18 »

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urban dictionary:-

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!

or an alternative for you reg

a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate


 Whats wanking into a femidom called?
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« Reply #116 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:57:13 »

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urban dictionary:-

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!

or an alternative for you reg

a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate


 Whats wanking into a femidom called?


A Manchester Road wank?
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flammableBen

« Reply #117 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:57:43 »

Depends if it's being worn.
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« Reply #118 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:02:35 »

i think thats one for the females of this forum reg....toni?!?!
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« Reply #119 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:16:18 »

and i forgot - all make-up and perfume adverts ever.
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