office food

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Me and my "work husband" James take turns to make each other lunch
Today I cooked skettie on toast (I added marmite to my toast - Yeovil has good taste)

we are addicted to Wispas in our office too as they sell them in the garage next door in a big display stand by the door - you just cant walk in there without wanting one

[larwood]

Wispas!!!Ihad one for the first time in,well years last week,it was gorgeous

I left the wrapper in my bag and was smelling it later

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I know - they taste so good

They kinda remind me of Christmas as a kid as you used to always get a Wispa in your selection box!

[Ralphy]

I don't really eat at all while working because i'm constantly on my feet and don't have time.

I have a bottle of Lucozade on the way round for energy.

I am normally as hungry as a Russian housewife when i get home though and have cheese biscuits with tomato soup followed by a cup of tea with a tea cake.

I then have an afternoon siesta and wake at 5pm for dinner.

Bed at 9pm - 10pm

[chalkies_shorts]

i despise people who eat lots and are not fat

it's cos i eat healthy food on the whole, init. and i do lots of exercise. eat less/more healthily and jog a little, it aint rocket science, fatty!

fat people annoy me. unless they're the cheery type who compensate for their fatness by being nice/funny. but even that is quite annoying. being fat costs the taxpayer, the fat amongst the population should be looked down upon much like a heroin addict i say.

I must cost the tax payer a fortune then as I am a really fat git. To piss you off even more I'm a fat git who is a complete and utter miserable bastard - even more so after England yesterday. At the moment though I think I've ploughed a lot more into the tax coffers than I've taken out.  I can. however, conform that I am indeed looked upon much like a heroin addict so that will cheer you up. I've never been looked down upon as much as an Oxford fan thuogh. Now, where's my pies.

[oxford_fan]

I don't really eat at all while working because i'm constantly on my feet and don't have time.

I have a bottle of Lucozade on the way round for energy.

I am normally as hungry as a Russian housewife when i get home though and have cheese biscuits with tomato soup followed by a cup of tea with a tea cake.

I then have an afternoon siesta and wake at 5pm for dinner.

Bed at 9pm - 10pm

ralphy - quit your job, start eating real man food (mini cheddars, soup and tea cakes!?), don't be such a napping pansy, and get a girlfriend. you're living the life of a widowed pensioner already!

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Oh my god Ralphy calls me old fashioned for liking tea in a pot then confesses he eats tea cakes and cheese and busicuits!!  :shock:

[oxford_fan]

i despise people who eat lots and are not fat

it's cos i eat healthy food on the whole, init. and i do lots of exercise. eat less/more healthily and jog a little, it aint rocket science, fatty!

fat people annoy me. unless they're the cheery type who compensate for their fatness by being nice/funny. but even that is quite annoying. being fat costs the taxpayer, the fat amongst the population should be looked down upon much like a heroin addict i say.

I must cost the tax payer a fortune then as I am a really fat git. To piss you off even more I'm a fat git who is a complete and utter miserable bastard - even more so after England yesterday. At the moment though I think I've ploughed a lot more into the tax coffers than I've taken out.  I can. however, conform that I am indeed looked upon much like a heroin addict so that will cheer you up. I've never been looked down upon as much as an Oxford fan thuogh. Now, where's my pies.

if you're one of those fatties that just hides away thats fine. i should modify my earlier statement to "seeing fat people really annoys me". as long as you stay inside all day thats fine. tis a vicious circle though.

whats worst of all is seeing fat people eat. and almost always they are eating really poor food. bleurgh! think about it fatty! you have no-one to blame but yourself. well, maybe your lack of education too, which is attributable to the state a bit. but mainly your stupid fat self.

[Ralphy]

I like my job Mr Scummer  

Nothing wrong with cheese and biscuits, love em.

There aren't no single women round this way who are nice either. (well none that I stand a chance with!)  

[Fred Elliot]

tea in a pot

Its the only way to make tea and I wont have anyone saying otherwise

[Jamiesfuturewife]

tea in a pot

Its the only way to make tea and I wont have anyone saying otherwise

Amen to that! I wish we had a smiley pouring tea from a pot!

[oxford_fan]

I like my job Mr Scummer  

Nothing wrong with cheese and biscuits, love em.

There aren't no single women round this way who are nice either. (well none that I stand a chance with!)  

cheese and biscuits is great. you said cheese biscuits, a whole other kettle of fish.

[Ralphy]

Ah sorry. No i have Tuc's with chedder on top.

Pickled onions too.

[chalkies_shorts]

i despise people who eat lots and are not fat

it's cos i eat healthy food on the whole, init. and i do lots of exercise. eat less/more healthily and jog a little, it aint rocket science, fatty!

fat people annoy me. unless they're the cheery type who compensate for their fatness by being nice/funny. but even that is quite annoying. being fat costs the taxpayer, the fat amongst the population should be looked down upon much like a heroin addict i say.

I must cost the tax payer a fortune then as I am a really fat git. To piss you off even more I'm a fat git who is a complete and utter miserable bastard - even more so after England yesterday. At the moment though I think I've ploughed a lot more into the tax coffers than I've taken out.  I can. however, conform that I am indeed looked upon much like a heroin addict so that will cheer you up. I've never been looked down upon as much as an Oxford fan thuogh. Now, where's my pies.

if you're one of those fatties that just hides away thats fine. i should modify my earlier statement to "seeing fat people really annoys me". as long as you stay inside all day thats fine. tis a vicious circle though.

whats worst of all is seeing fat people eat. and almost always they are eating really poor food. bleurgh! think about it fatty! you have no-one to blame but yourself. well, maybe your lack of education too, which is attributable to the state a bit. but mainly your stupid fat self.

Apologies again but I do go out to work each day as a statistician ( very handsomely rewarded ) so my lack of education has seriously held me back. Some days I even have to talk at conferences where people actually pay to listen to me - other days I'm interviewed by journalists to be quoted in the papers or trade journals - other days I have to meet others in the trade as I'm asked to sit on professional committees. These poor buggers even look at me occasionally - sometimes in a heroin addict way admittedly.
Where I do completely agree with you is that it is all my fault. I do not blame the state, I'm not big boned, it's not hereditary - I am a fat bastard.
But to nearly quote Churchill I can lose weight but you will always be a Scummer.

[axs]

Oh my god Ralphy calls me old fashioned for liking tea in a pot then confesses he eats tea cakes and cheese and busicuits!!  :shock:

Tea in a pot - yes.

Don't ever knock cheese and biscuits, they are my raison d'etre.