Don't mean to offend any irish out there but.....

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney,
Australia.... The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food
exceptional.

"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow

there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of
his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the
5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's

Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a beer, then
another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drink they'll

take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims.

He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually

happen to you."

"Not myself, personally, no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my
sister."