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Asher

« on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 08:20:44 »

It has been asked of me if I am actually against women at football.  I am not against anybody at football, as long as (men and women):-

1. Undersatnd the offside rule
2. Dont scream in my ear
3. Dont ask whos this whos that, oh hes fit
4. 10 Minutes from the end start talking about shopping or leaving
5. Dont clap an away player cos hes fit
6. Come to a game with me and then try and stop me going (ex girlfriends)
7. Make an effort to understand what I feel like after my teams just lost 3-0 at home to a crap team (yes marie you always understand the moods and are actually always in the same mood)


Anyway if my joking remarks have offended anyone I would like to apologise.  I am not against women in the game as long as they obide by the above rules!

Thanking you
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 08:22:24 »

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 08:23:17 »

Its true my dear
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 08:34:26 »

Well said!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 08:57:36 »

I agree.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 11:38:28 »

Good effort ash..but im sure you can think of sexier views.... or sorry did you mean sexist?
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Asher

« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 11:39:22 »

oh blooming hell it was early!
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Marie

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 11:40:32 »

bless!
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 11:42:33 »

this thread has totally gone off course.  you should be ashamed of yourselves. get them banned  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 12:45:59 »

Thanks!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 12:56:50 »

just kidding  Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:56:43 »

Sure you don't want to give people your sexier views.
Its david Duke you like isn't it Asher?!
We all make mistakes! Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 17:39:37 »

yeah i confess.....
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 19:32:36 »

Quote from: "Asher"


1. Undersatnd the offside rule
2. Dont scream in my ear
3. Dont ask whos this whos that, oh hes fit
4. 10 Minutes from the end start talking about shopping or leaving
5. Dont clap an away player cos hes fit
6. Come to a game with me and then try and stop me going (ex girlfriends)
7. Make an effort to understand what I feel like after my teams just lost 3-0 at home to a crap team (yes marie you always understand the moods and are actually always in the same mood)



Spot on
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 11:07:21 »

lappy
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