Living Will's

[axs]

I'm going to leave my Fleshlight to AXS

cheers Fred, but can you clean it first please!

I actually had to google fleshlight to find out what it was  

for others not in the know:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=891&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=adwords&utm_campaign=Lovehoney_Brands_P&utm_term=FleshlightsGOfferAd

EDIT: wouldn't advise clicking the link at work!

[flammableBen]

Cheers guys I'm flattered. I don't really have anything of any worth. Actually, I really don't. That's a bit depressing.

[axs]

you can have my hifi ben, and bennett can have my fish  

who wants the credit card bills?

[flammableBen]

I'm actually free of debt now. Well apart from my Student Loan, but that dies with you.

The few hundred quid I may or may not have in my bank could go on a post funeral party, where you can all get pissed and talk about how ace I am.

I think I'd want a quick cremation, none of the reading stuff bollocks. Then the actual servicey bit at a pub, outside if the weathers good, people should be able to smoke.

If I knew I was dying I'd probably make some sort of funny yet moving video message to show, just to remind you how ace I was before you could get on the serious business of getting horribly pissed and taking advantage of the hired dwarfs wandering around with lines of coke on their heads.

If by the time I die I'm not a skint hobo then I'd probably leave stuff to my soon to be born nephew/niece. Unless he/she turns out to be a little shit. Then it can go behind the bar.

[neville w]

The few hundred quid I may or may not have in my bank could go on a post funeral party, where you can all get pissed and talk about how ace I am.

How ace you WERE

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Blackcurrant dont forget you are leaving me your car if you die.

I dont really have anything of great worth

a peugeot 107 (or a mini if Blackcurrant dies before me!) some Gucci Jewellery and an extensive collection of shoes and spice girl memorobilia.

[McLovin]

You have first dibs on my CD's too.

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

My will is fucking complex! I got a free will writng service with my work and my will goes on for fucking ages! The absic points are as follows:

1. My missus gets the house and my money.
2. Any football stuffs goes to ash/jim
3. Personal affects photos and the like are to shared equal between intested parties and my missus decides who gets what but my brother acts as an abriaotr if there are any disputes (personal items are listed in the will)
4. However there are various terms that to my will that mean people don't get jack unless they do certain things which will only be disclosed at the time of my death! One exapmle is someone has to put my ashes in a cetain place before they get the house ha ha ha ha shes does'nt know that!

[STFCBird]

All I have is a horse to leave to Sussex  :|