Answer me this

[Chubbs]

If you could eat yourself, would you get twice as big. stay the same or would you disappear?

[axs]

thats a warning kids - 2 bottles of vodka a day is too  much.

[-lil-nixy-07-]

good question, i have no idea, will give this a good think and get back to u

[Chubbs]

thats a warning kids - 2 bottles of vodka a day is too  much.

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[Samdy Gray]

To eat the whole of your own body would be impossible.

Therefore this makes your question null and void.

[-lil-nixy-07-]

To eat the whole of your own body would be impossible.

Therefore this makes your question null and void.

dont spoil it  

[Chubbs]

If you could eat yourself, would you get twice as big. stay the same or would you disappear?

if sam....IF

[-lil-nixy-07-]

yeah sam, shove it

[flammableBen]

I don't think you'd get very far before you bled to death. You might be able to manage your fingers and hands, but once you got to the wrist you get into some major artery issues.

Even if you managed past there you get to the logistical nightmare of chewing up past the elbow. Are you aloud to cut bit's off? You might be able to manage an arm if you went quickly. Apart from the bones anyway.

[Miss Angry]

you would disappear mostly but be left with a head.

[axs]

if you ignore the bleeding issue, you could eat yourself until you were just a head and GI tract, at which point you would not be eating as it would just fall through  your head and out your throat. As soon as you ate your brain you wouldn't be able to eat anything else anyway.

and you'd have to start with toenails. ugh.

[BANGKOK RED]

Why on Earth are you sat at a PC contemplating this question.

[dogs]

This reminds me of this



"Beast of Belly Bay dies"

A World renowned, champion food consumer and chair breaker has died at the age of 22. Alex Morris aka Jose Luis Chilavert is believed to have died in the early hours of saturday morning after eating himself. Chilavert who was making a new independent film, under the working title 'Planet Gannet' was said to have been feeling unwell after eating four mountain lions provided to him by Norwegian President Stan Gibraltar. It is not believed anything remained of Morris, bar one part of his hand. Chilavert who had previously worked at Sheffield Hospital, and Birdseye as the first human meat processing machine was the surprise hit of the documentary "5000 lbs say I just broke your chair", and it was in the first revealing interview with the fatstic since his weight ballooned 10 years ago. Chilavert who spoke through leading belly language translator Olly Winkles, stated he aimed to cause a tsunami and wipe out half of the USA as revenge for his detention in The Obese Watch detention Centre. One previous attempt of falling off a deck chair in 2005 was unsuccessful.

Tribute

The Church of Chilavert and fellow 'Chileths' were said to be 'absolutely devastated'. In his honour a ringed belly wobble will be performed to the tune of Blakes 7 at the church in Mansfield.

Foes

However, on the other side of the coin were those who were somewhat relieved to see the beast depart this world. One stated "hopefully he only does live once, i think heaven would end up in the atlantic if he was granted entry, please let his grave, be a cave'. Another just pondered on where he would be buried if that is to be the case, and just said he was Dale Winton's beard.

Accusations

In early 2006 it was reported that Chilavert was a paedophile. The beast apparently set up a web site 'children indeed', but was found almost immediately after he set off his gigantic electronic tag by standing on a crisp and falling into a greenhouse. After a two hour search under slabs of flab, police found no traces of children, but couldn't rule out he had either concealed their bodies elsewhere, or even ate them in a panic/picnic.

Remarkable history

Probably the most remarkable story was that of transplant needer John Greatstuff. Greatstuff who needed a bone marrow transplant decided to die after finding out that Chilavert was the only person to provide a match. Contained in his will was the wish for someone to call Chilavert "A fat fucking spastic with moles on his face". The wish was carried out by the Reverend Buffon-Butcher at a ceremony on the Isle of Man.

The beast however, did market his size remarkably well with his best seller 'Belly Langwich' and his subsequent aftershave 'too poo for skew', which knocked off 'Ahmed's Armpit' after 30 years as number one fragrance for men.

Dictionary

The Oxford Dictionary also owe Chilavert some degree of gratitude after specialist words were created and used widely after events featuring the beast. Two of the most popular were Fatstic, and Hugantic.

Farewell

Scott Roach chief executive of the International Federation of Journalists made this statement earlier today "After five years of reporting on the beast of belly bay, it seems some journalists are actually quite upset, always guaranteed to give a story, even a multi one in some cases, Chilavert will be missed in a devilish way, but unfortunately his lust of glut was ultimately his doing." On the mess he could have caused after death Roach finished with "i'm just glad he ate his own shit."

[flammableBen]

Right ignoring the bleeding to death then.

It would probably be best to chew up as much as your legs as you can. You'll probably have to hack them off with some sort of saw. This is why you're leaving your arms until last.

Right your legs are now being digested by your stomach. Now it's time to start ripping chunks out of your torso and eating them. You'll probably re-eat some of your digested legs, but that's ok.

As you eat more and more of your upper-body, there won't be anywhere for the food to go, so you'll be munching up to your chest whilst food passes through you in a muddy semi digested pile on the floor - which you're now lying in.

Now you're just a head on some shoulders with arms lying on your mound of chewed up bits which have been digested to varying degrees. Time to lop of one of the arms and eat that. One arm left. Probably best to eat as much of that as you can reach, but past that you'll need some help. call for a friend to hack it off and feed it to you.

So your a head on a pile of mangled body bits. Apart from chewing away at your tongue, lips and side of your cheeks your a bit stuck.

That was fun.

[Chubbs]

Why on Earth are you sat at a PC contemplating this question.

shouldnt you be getting a blowie?