regardless, i aint going there, not spending two hours on a bus, especially with one hour of that carrying a plastic bag full of fish.
Plenty of Waddy's houses in the Vize for some ale....on the return journey you might find a bird on the bus, who's interest is in all things aquatic ,

great icebreaker...a bag full of fish. But then again.....
That's a scary insight into Mr Smeeton on the pull - "Now if I just ride a few random buses across Wilts with a bag full of fish, I'm bound to meet some wannabe mermaid..."