magicroundabout
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« on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:39:34 » |
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Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
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> Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,
what
>happened to you on 1 April this year?
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> Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing
on
>my front porch on a warm Spring evening, when a
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> young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down
>beside me.
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> Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
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> Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
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> Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
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> Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
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> Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
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> Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
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> Defense Attorney: Why not?
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> Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that
since
>my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
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> Defense Attorney: What happened next?
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> Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
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> Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
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> Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
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> Defense Attorney: Why not?
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> Little old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me
>feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt
> that good in years!
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> Defense Attorney: What happened next?
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> Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I
just
>laid down and said to him, "Take me, young
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> man, Take me!"
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> Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
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> Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
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> And that's when I shot the little b ***** d!
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:42:31 » |
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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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y wings are like a shield of steel!
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STFCBird
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:43:02 » |
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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :-))( boooooooooo is that the best you have got? no hope for you!!
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:45:15 » |
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boooooooooo is that the best you have got? no hope for you!!
if you have better feel free to share :twisted: |
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:53:36 » |
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Yes come on the birdy!
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y wings are like a shield of steel!
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:54:56 » |
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birdy is up for a slating if she don't come up with something funny  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:00:22 » |
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knock knock
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:01:00 » |
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who's there?
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:05:02 » |
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doctor....................... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:10:08 » |
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:evil:
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:10:41 » |
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sorry  |
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Piemonte
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:11:08 » |
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rubbish.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:12:01 » |
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sorry
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:12:28 » |
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Maybe I should go back to being a perv  |
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:14:04 » |
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Maybe I should go back to being a perv you've obviously better at being a forum ho than a comidiene |
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