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Whits
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« on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 09:19:22 »

just have, half way to work and threw up all down the side of my car  :shock:

 i think hartlepool is off the cards  Oops
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 09:27:02 »

Carrot chunks?

http://www.stressbuster1.com/pics/puke.jpg

fixed link because it stretched the page major league styleeeee - sonic
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 09:28:00 »

Lovely thoughts here  sick
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 09:33:56 »

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it was more like http://www.mcclave.com/puke/images/vomit.gif but at 40 miles an hour. oh and not quite as fierce
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:22:07 »

you always find carrott in your sick...why? i don't even like carrotts!  :?:
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:29:41 »

ive done it 3 times this year. im a wreck!!!!


had a cold in jan
had bad guts in feb
had my toe cut off in march



whats in store for feb? AIDS?!??!?!?!1111
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:31:05 »

april comes after march... obviously
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:31:48 »

I've been off sick for the last 3 days and our company policy is you have to ring in every day if you've not been signed off by the doctor.

Its great the way I have to put on a gravelly voice and make sure I cough repeatedly during this 30 second phone call Cool
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:33:14 »

urgh.

were you sick on the interior or exterior? interior would be smelly and a job to clean.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:45:53 »

had the window open!! could have been messy otherwise!! showed up quite well on a silver car.... :?
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:07:37 »

That really is quite minging.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:11:34 »

go back to sleep  Wink
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first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:11:48 »

are you drunk or just a ill person?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:12:13 »

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That really is quite minging.


Are you sick as well - you aren't normally up at this time.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:12:54 »

ill, i don't throw up from drinking, first time i've been sicked for about 4-5 years
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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