Reg Smeeton
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« on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:15:15 » |
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....having had a bit of a chat in the pub tonight with one of the Council officers involved in the planning for the CG redevelopment...I was particularly taken with by the news that for a small fee you'll be able to have your season ticket seat moulded to your bum.....obviously if you're a fat bastard or a bird with child bearing hips, then for the extra space needed it will cost a bit more.
If you've got particularly long legs, then this could be accommodated on a sliding scale.
Anybody think they might take up a bespoke seat?
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:24:53 » |
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what pub have you been to tonight Reg?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:26:12 » |
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The pub where you get Council planning officers drinking in.
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DMR
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:32:01 » |
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I'm not a huge fat bastard and I'm not pregnant and I'm only 5'10
I reckon that's your answer Reg
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:33:18 » |
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But have you got piles?
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DMR
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:34:36 » |
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I bloody well hope not
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:41:27 » |
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Apparently they're thinking of doing arms and reclining seats as well, for those with a bit of spare cash.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:44:29 » |
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But then you'd look a right smug prat. Not for me.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:49:43 » |
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A head rest would be  though surely? |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:52:47 » |
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But what about the people sat behind you?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:55:52 » |
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It can be made of see through materials.
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 03:11:49 » |
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ace reg is pissed
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 08:18:41 » |
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It's April 1st dudes! Although Piemonte would be very interested in that idea methinks.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:05:17 » |
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i also heard on the radio this morning that swindon are merging with oxford.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:18:02 » |
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They did that one a few years ago! Not again!
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y wings are like a shield of steel!
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