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« on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 14:12:38 » |
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I am hoping that next year I will be able to take my wife to the UK for the first time, and it may not be during the summer!!!!. Having never left a tropical climate before my wife doesn't seem take in what I tell her about the gale force winds, with freezing stinging rain, whilst waiting for hours for a taxi ect. Help me out wiv some examples so that I may get my point across....
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Arriba
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 14:15:41 » |
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how much did she cost?
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 14:21:04 » |
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how much did she cost? Read the above post, She is my wife, you prejudiced ignorant prick. |
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 14:24:34 » |
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Yeah, but how much did she cost to make her your wife?   Did you save on postage? |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 14:26:57 » |
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how much did she cost? Read the above post, She is my wife, you prejudiced ignorant prick. it was meant as a joke. people do buy wifes over there though.thats why i made light about it. |
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 14:56:21 » |
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how much did she cost? Read the above post, She is my wife, you prejudiced ignorant prick. Bit OTT Bangkok!! Come on fella, this is the TEF. The only time Arriba cracks a joke and he bombs!! Unlucky. |
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:08:45 » |
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i'll stick to being grumpy i think  |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:09:23 » |
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how much did she cost? Read the above post, She is my wife, you prejudiced ignorant prick. it was meant as a joke. people do buy wifes over there though.thats why i made light about it. Iv'e had a few bevvies' so maybe I over-reacted a bit, but would you say that to someone that you have never met in a pub? But to answer your question, yes people do "buy" wife's over here, and many who do not come to buy a wife to take home, still end up buying love.... It's a fucked up culture in many ways because the general opinion is that you have to have money to be happy, and you cannot be happy without money. The farangs (Westerners) give the girls money, and the girls give them "Love", until the farang runs out of money that is. It is embarassing to hear the farangs bragging that they shagged this girl or that girl and "She says she loves me", or "Handsome man" when the fact is that for about 2,000 baht (about 25-30) quid that girl would love an 18 stone GERMAN !!! I am one of the lucky few who has a misses with integrity, and I know that because when I first met her I did'nt have a pot to piss in, and there are not many farangs out here who can say that. She has a professional job and works hard for her family, AND THAT IS WHY I BITE. Besides which the cultural differences here are huge. It is difficult to understand for many. But one thing is for sure, Thailand is unique, and it is fun fun fun fun fun. |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:17:14 » |
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I like being a farengi - 45th Rule of Aquisition - Never buy an English league 1 football club - unless you get ear stroking thrown in for free!!
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:19:42 » |
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Anyway, apologies for the drunken outburst arriba.
but back to the question in hand? How the fuck can you explain to a Thai just how miserable the weather in England can be?
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:23:26 » |
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Anyway, apologies for the drunken outburst arriba.
but back to the question in hand? How the fuck can you explain to a Thai just how miserable the weather in England can be? no probs,been guilty of doing it numerous times myself.  i'd stay over there if i were you,we aint had a summer really |
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:30:48 » |
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Anyway, apologies for the drunken outburst arriba.
but back to the question in hand? How the fuck can you explain to a Thai just how miserable the weather in England can be? Have you got a freezer in your house?? If so just bundled her in there for an hour or two and she'll get the idea. Or chuck her in the shower fully clothed and put on the power shower for a bit (on coldest setting). I'm sure she'll thank you for the "heads up". |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, August 17, 2007, 15:32:27 » |
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Anyway, apologies for the drunken outburst arriba.
but back to the question in hand? How the fuck can you explain to a Thai just how miserable the weather in England can be? Have you got a freezer in your house?? If so just bundled her in there for an hour or two and she'll get the idea. Or chuck her in the shower fully clothed and put on the power shower for a bit (on coldest setting). I'm sure she'll thank you for the "heads up". Did I mention that she has a mean left hook on her? |
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