Chubbs
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« on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:45:29 » |
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Right its my old mans 60th comming up in November and he's the kinda guy who doesn't want anything
Im sure you've heared it all before
Dad, What you want for you birthday?
"Nothing"
Thats what i get every year, and this year being his 60th i thought i'd get him something special, but does anyone have any ideas?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:47:09 » |
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herthab
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:47:28 » |
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What's his main interests?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:57:08 » |
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Get him a stripper
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:59:10 » |
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A newspaper from the day he was born and a trip to a lapdancing club.
Bushey can probably get you a discount on the second bit.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:08:08 » |
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And the first if it's the Daily Mail
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:11:46 » |
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Take him out for dinner/drink.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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Chubbs
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:16:03 » |
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Give U a S_ The exact think i will prob end up getting him Hertha_ He doesnt really have any, he's a boring fucker Sussex_ I've thought abuot the lap dancing but, it just would be right. haha Ville_ That would mean paying for the rest of the family's meal too,
Nice keep em comming.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:28:11 » |
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take him to the football
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Chubbs
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:29:07 » |
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take him to the football Could do, But all he ever does is moan about the ticket prices etc etc. soapy tit wank
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:31:45 » |
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I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs 
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Victory is sweet even deep in the cheap seats
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:11:05 » |
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I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs  and you are? :shock:
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:26:27 » |
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I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs  and you are? :shock: I was stood 3 people down to the right from you at Northampton Chubbs, how could you forget 
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:28:18 » |
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Cheese
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:44:50 » |
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Cheese Add some Radox in and it sounds like something my father-in-law would buy as a Birthday present :x Not advisable if you want to continue breathing...
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