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Chubbs

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« on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:45:29 »

Right its my old mans 60th comming up in November and he's the kinda guy who doesn't want anything

Im sure you've heared it all before

Dad, What you want for you birthday?

"Nothing"

Thats what i get every year, and this year being his 60th i thought i'd get him something special, but does anyone have any ideas?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:47:09 »

Socks
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herthab
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:47:28 »

What's his main interests?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:57:08 »

Get him a stripper
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Sussex

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 16:59:10 »

A newspaper from the day he was born and a trip to a lapdancing club.

Bushey can probably get you a discount on the second bit.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:08:08 »

And the first if it's the Daily Mail
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:11:46 »

Take him out for dinner/drink.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:16:03 »

Give U a S_ The exact think i will prob end up getting him
Hertha_ He doesnt really have any, he's a boring fucker
Sussex_ I've thought abuot the lap dancing but, it just would be right. haha
Ville_ That would mean paying for the rest of the family's meal too,

Nice keep em comming.
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lebowski

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:28:11 »

take him to the football
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:29:07 »

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take him to the football


Could do, But all he ever does is moan about the ticket prices etc etc. soapy tit wank
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 17:31:45 »

I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs Wink
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:11:05 »

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I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs Wink


and you are?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:26:27 »

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I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs Wink


and you are?
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I was stood 3 people down to the right from you at Northampton Chubbs, how could you forget Sad
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:28:18 »

Cheese
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 18:44:50 »

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Cheese


Add some Radox in and it sounds like something my father-in-law would buy as a Birthday present  :x

Not advisable if you want to continue breathing...
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