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« on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:05:57 » |
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...I was hoping never to write another of these threads, but I've been a knob again and I need somewhere to bitch.... mainly as I'm livid at myself. I've been living the life of a Christian since my last indescretion, but today I undid all my good work... Finished a hard shift at 2pm, so went and hit the beers after work. Had three and subsequently ended up with no money. Went one stop on the train and was dismayed to see ticket inspectors. A quick split decision and I decide to leg it. Definitely the wrong one. An off-duty police officer is down the ramp and attempts to tackle me. I miraculously manage to dodge him, and get 20m further before being done by a second. How unlucky is that?! They were a little heavy-handed but can't exactly complain.... Shirt ripped, leg fucked, and I'm going to end up in court. Again. I've been in trouble 3 times, and all because of stupid spur of the moment choices. Why o why do I make stupid split second decisions. The fare was £2, but now I face an appearance in court and silly money.... Fuck I'm stupid  I'm off to shoot myself... |
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blinkpip
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:08:09 » |
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£2  Was it worth it. |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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walrus
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:08:47 » |
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Possible £1000 suggests no :|
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:09:57 » |
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Sorry mate
We all make mistakes but your average man learns from them.
You said it yourself
Fucking stoopid
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:11:41 » |
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Oh dear.... Mate you need to start thinking, weve all fucked up but my world you are good at it
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:11:57 » |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:12:18 » |
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ooooo, unlucky!
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walrus
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:18:41 » |
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Three pints is unlikely to change my mindset.... In my defence, I only ran from the off-duty policemen because I thought they were civilians and that startled me a bit! If I'd known they were fuzz I'd have put up and shut up as I have ever since I got done the first time... I guess my main mistake was staying for a third pint, but I was drinking with a girl from work I fancy.... bitch  I hope it makes for an entertaining read... I see a Christian lifestyle isn't enough... I'm gonna become a sodding mormon... I go to Bulgaria on the 27th of next month... Am considering not drinking til then (well, excluding tonite...! I've started so I'll finish...) |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:18:47 » |
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You stupid fucking twat.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:25:47 » |
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I bet your Mum and Dad are soooooooo proud of you !
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:36:50 » |
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he only dodged a fare fucking hell, fair play.
you'll chuckle when it all blows over.. power to the students
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:57:31 » |
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Bit tame for you Walrus. Thought you'd have at least tried to punch one of them.
Anyway, plenty on here have probably done a lot worse.
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yeo
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:59:59 » |
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Bit tame for you Walrus. Thought you'd have at least tried to punch one of them.
Anyway, plenty on here have probably done a lot worse. Yep. Though Walrus does have an excellent knack of getting caught |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 18:44:24 » |
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Hmmm, doesn't like it's bad decision making, more likely a personality flaw. Given that, I think you're best just admitting it will always happen so think of better plans in advance, maybe develop a sudden problem with blackouts (these should be strategically lined up for your regular run ins with the cops, I'm sure they won't fancy spending all day in A&E for the sake of a train ticket)
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 26, 2007, 19:46:09 » |
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I did something silly today, i was driving along, it was raining, possibly doing a bit faster than i should have bin (not over the speed limit tho) and i broke a bit to late and tapped the back of some some fireign van, i was shitting myself, never happened to me before i thought i was going to get my arse kicked, so i switched the engine off and waited for him to come out and stab me or sumat, next thing i know, he just drives off, result.
No damage done to either car so no harn done really.
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