Doom and Depression

[wheretherealredsare]

This is depressing.

The price of beetroots has dropped to a record low of 5 kopeks a kilo.

And I went really heavy in to beetroot futures.

[Batch]

Stuff beetroot. Employ Clarence Beeks to help you get the Orange harvest forecasts, leak out that the harvest will be good, wait until the price of frozen ornage juice concentrate plummets, corner the market, then wait for the real report says that the harvest will be crap. Sell the frozen OJ stock at sky hight prices.

Mind you, it didn't work for the Duke brothers, Eddie Murphay and Dan Aykroyd saw to that. All because of a crazy $1 Duke bet.

[axs]

and JLC's tits.