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Take the missus on a romantic weekend away and this is what happens...
Friday: Cocktail stick in the eye.
Saturday: Stabbed me with a kebab skewer (and sliced my finger with a deodorant lid in Boots).
Sunday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Swanage.
Monday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Haywards Heath.
I bought her a Monkey called Dave Blackcurrant too. Fucking women.
(I got lots of cuts and bruises)
Meh.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 20:56:50 » |
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sounds like a right bitch, I'd ditch her.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 22:18:08 » |
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send her my way if u'e had enough  |
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pumbaa
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 00:04:21 » |
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Take the missus on a romantic weekend away and this is what happens...
Friday: Cocktail stick in the eye.
Saturday: Stabbed me with a kebab skewer (and sliced my finger with a deodorant lid in Boots).
Sunday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Swanage.
Monday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Haywards Heath.
I bought her a Monkey called Dave Blackcurrant too. Fucking women.
(I got lots of cuts and bruises)
Meh.  Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... |
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 07:54:18 » |
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I'm flattered  |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 08:02:40 » |
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Take the missus on a romantic weekend away and this is what happens...
Friday: Cocktail stick in the eye.
Saturday: Stabbed me with a kebab skewer (and sliced my finger with a deodorant lid in Boots).
Sunday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Swanage.
Monday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Haywards Heath.
I bought her a Monkey called Dave Blackcurrant too. Fucking women.
(I got lots of cuts and bruises)
Meh. Romantic weekend?? Swanage?? No wonder she ran over you in various pub car parks!! |
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 08:20:31 » |
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Has she 'persuaded' you to take out life insurance recently Sussex?
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Sussex
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 10:05:24 » |
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Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Errrrr, yup. Monkey World was alright actually  |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:09:54 » |
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monkey world is ace!
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pumbaa
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:46:10 » |
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Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Errrrr, yup. Monkey World was alright actually Thinking about it, haven't seen Birdy online for a while. You didn't leave her there, did you :shock: I thought it was OK too. Just managed to catch the only day close to a bank holiday weekend with nice weather, so it was packed! It also served as a nice reminder as to how rude and arrogant my fellow countrymen (and women) can be. |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 16:41:30 » |
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Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Errrrr, yup. Monkey World was alright actually Thinking about it, haven't seen Birdy online for a while. You didn't leave her there, did you :shock: He traded Birdy in for a new consortium. |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:41:55 » |
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It also served as a nice reminder as to how rude and arrogant my fellow countrymen (and women) can be. Fuck off back you wannabe Yank  |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:46:29 » |
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It also served as a nice reminder as to how rude and arrogant my fellow countrymen (and women) can be. Fuck off back you wannabe Yank Evening Fred  |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:54:50 » |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 18:03:30 » |
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As its Independence Day tomorrow, I have decided to wear my England football shirt all day. How long do you reckon it will take before I'm arrested, or shot?
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