Lovejoy leaving Soccer Am

[mattboyslim]

I think Brand is a bit of a fan - I suspect he's plastic though, for no other reason than I hate the bloke.  No way that Hammond would do it IMHO.

[red macca]

Chris kamara  

or peter shreeves or tubes

[Rich Pullen]

His replacement will be someone like Ralf Little or someone who's a regular guest.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

If they took out the whole Soccerette segment and replaced it with something else it would be a whole lot better.

I mean, what is it with repeating the same gags week after week after week?? Is it supposed to get funnier each time?

Soccerette comes on: "Badabadabadabadabadabadabada BING!"

Lovejoy: "Are you single?"

Soccerette: "Yes"

HOORAY!!!!! Clip of previous week's Crossbar Challenge Team jumping around

Lovejoy: Do you have a boyfrend?

Soccerette: "Yes"

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Ricky Hatton or some one like that giving the thumbs down.

L: How long have you been going out?

S: 4 Years

L and rest of studio: "It will never last!"

Then it's endless clips of people doing that body building thing.

Week after week.

FUCK OFF! DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT! It's like comedy for people with autism!!!!!

Anyway, apart from that section I think the show is actually quite good with some good guests. Get that cunt Lovejoy off and it will be even better. Please God they don't replace him with Ralph Little. He loves himself almost as much as Lovejoy :?

Goldstein would be ok I think. I wouldn't mind seeing Russel Brand do it either. The show would be totally different if he did. I don't think he's a plastic either, he's been going to West Ham for years (Unlike Cuntjoy who used to support Watford!!!)

Maybe they could have a different guest presenter each week like they do on HIGNFY?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Tim Lovejoy brought me a drink once - many years ago!!

some of the other shows Tim Lovejoys done have been god awful though- like that poor mans top gear they show on channel 5! and that chat show thing when he does cooking and stuff!  :?

[janaage]

If they took out the whole Soccerette segment and replaced it with something else it would be a whole lot better.

I mean, what is it with repeating the same gags week after week after week?? Is it supposed to get funnier each time?

Soccerette comes on: "Badabadabadabadabadabadabada BING!"

Lovejoy: "Are you single?"

Soccerette: "Yes"

HOORAY!!!!! Clip of previous week's Crossbar Challenge Team jumping around

Lovejoy: Do you have a boyfrend?

Soccerette: "Yes"

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Ricky Hatton or some one like that giving the thumbs down.

L: How long have you been going out?

S: 4 Years

L and rest of studio: "It will never last!"

Then it's endless clips of people doing that body building thing.

Week after week.

FUCK OFF! DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT! It's like comedy for people with autism!!!!!

Anyway, apart from that section I think the show is actually quite good with some good guests. Get that cunt Lovejoy off and it will be even better. Please God they don't replace him with Ralph Little. He loves himself almost as much as Lovejoy :?

Goldstein would be ok I think. I wouldn't mind seeing Russel Brand do it either. The show would be totally different if he did. I don't think he's a plastic either, he's been going to West Ham for years (Unlike Cuntjoy who used to support Watford!!!)

Maybe they could have a different guest presenter each week like they do on HIGNFY?

Fucking hell OST apart from me being a half jock ****, I forget sometimes how similar your out look on certain in life is to mine.

The soccerette, ralph little, wussell brand, TL being an ex-watford supporter comments all spot on!!

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

And I even quite like Scotland :shock:

















It's just a shame it's full of Jocks.

[jayohaitchenn]

get a room you fucking bummers.

[janaage]

Chris kamara  

or peter shreeves or tubes

Chris Kamara???  No way the bloke's a cock smoker on TV.

Tubes, not sure who he is.

And as for Peter Shreeves why would an old fella, who used to manage Spurs want to present Soccer AM?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Shreeves

[Bob's Orange]

Slightly off topic but as there was talk of Jocks, here is an email I just got from my mate.

Absolute classic, my mates burd... yes the one from the video we spoke
>about last week... anyhoo she rings him up just now...this is absolutely
>for real...
>
>"Are you still watching the Scotland game tomorrow?"
>
>"yes I am" says Dave...
>
>"oh right, is it against the Faroes?" she asks...
>
>"yes" says Dave...
>
>"the Faroes...is that Egypt then?"
>
>Classic... bless her, at least she was taking an interest. And lets be
>fair... Pharaohs does sound similar...


 

[jayohaitchenn]

Slightly off topic but as there was talk of Jocks, here is an email I just got from my mate.

Absolute classic, my mates burd... yes the one from the video we spoke
>about last week... anyhoo she rings him up just now...this is absolutely
>for real...
>
>"Are you still watching the Scotland game tomorrow?"
>
>"yes I am" says Dave...
>
>"oh right, is it against the Faroes?" she asks...
>
>"yes" says Dave...
>
>"the Faroes...is that Egypt then?"
>
>Classic... bless her, at least she was taking an interest. And lets be
>fair... Pharaohs does sound similar...


 

nice story. Tell me more about the video...

[fatbury]

Tim Lovejoy brought me a drink once - many years ago!!

some of the other shows Tim Lovejoys done have been god awful though- like that poor mans top gear they show on channel 5! and that chat show thing when he does cooking and stuff!  :?

JFW .. why have you never been a soccerette?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Because Ive never had the urge to be one!!

[Bob's Orange]

Because Ive never had the urge to be one!!

I urge you to get the urge next season!!

[Batch]

Because Ive never had the urge to be one!!

It's not all about you ya know. Do your duty for the people of Swindon