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« on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 11:53:02 »

I like the brain, it's where people's imagination can be found. It enables them to come up with stuff like...what's your favourite biscuit, what did you have for lunch, or top 5 chocolate bars and other crazy shit. It's also brilliant at playing jokes like schizophrenia and OCD. I also like the heart because you can think with it, eg my heart is telling me 'we could challenge for the play offs next year' whereas my head is telling me 'I'm hungry'.The heart is also good at playing practical jokes like palpitations and stabbing pains in the chest. The lungs are my favourite though because they can perform magic. Once I coughed up some potato, another time I had a cigarette, and 15 minutes later I burped and smoke came out! It's also where you get oxygen from that makes your brain work. If you didn't get oxygen to the brain it wouldn't be able to think properly like someone who reads The Daily Mail, or it might be like Flatliners where some kid you used to bully starts kicking shit out of you in real life.

What's your favourite internal organ? If you can't think of any then just put what your favourite colour green is.
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Danjackson10

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 11:57:12 »

liver Cool
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:05:40 »

Prostate.

A lifetime of fun.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:32:53 »

Mine would be the appendix. It's completely useless, but everybody's born with one. What's the point, it only gets all funny and has to be removed.
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Sussex

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:34:50 »

Lime green is my favourite.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:39:54 »

Violet
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:41:01 »

The skin. Imagine if you didn't have skin? It would be like that film where they took the face off a man and stuck it on another and then the guy without a face woke up and he looked all freaky.

Although if you didn't have skin you could see everything inside of you so I guess it would be cool.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:43:07 »

also the skin isn't an internal organ

I guess I was thinking with my heart and not with my head with that one
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:43:54 »

Lungs.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:44:54 »

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Lungs.


Why? Can your lungs do tricks like mine?
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land_of_bo

« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:44:56 »

Skin isn't internal, doofus - if you didn't have skin everything else would fall out :-))(

Having said that skin is cool though as it is waterproof. Better than any rain jacket.

I like lungs, as we have a spare. One is more than enough.

My favourite green is bogey.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:46:40 »

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Skin isn't internal, doofus - if you didn't have skin everything else would fall out :-))(

Having said that skin is cool though as it is waterproof. Better than any rain jacket.

I like lungs, as we have a spare. One is more than enough.

My favourite green is bogey.


As I said above, I must have been thinking with my heart and not with my head.

I quite like the eyes, they allow me to read posts like this. Sometimes though, my eyes play tricks on me
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land_of_bo

« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:48:01 »

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Skin isn't internal, doofus - if you didn't have skin everything else would fall out :-))(

Having said that skin is cool though as it is waterproof. Better than any rain jacket.

I like lungs, as we have a spare. One is more than enough.

My favourite green is bogey.


As I said above, I must have been thinking with my heart and not with my head.

I quite like the eyes, they allow me to read posts like this. Sometimes though, my eyes play tricks on me


Well yeah, you pointed out your erroneous ways before I finished my post.

Does the skeleton count as an organ?
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McLovin

« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:48:45 »

I like the pancreas. Mainly because i find it funny that mine works perfectly whereas my mate has diabetes.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 12:51:10 »

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Lungs.


Why? Can your lungs do tricks like mine?


They help me run.
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