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« Reply #30 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 17:53:06 »

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i know what midget fucking is like, ask sadie.


  You said it was ace cos you span her around on your winkle.
What was the midget, the winkle or the person being ******
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 18:44:25 »

no sadie that wasnt the midget that was the flid.
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:36:27 »

I went to the kerrang awards the year before last and there was a woman migdet there. she was pointed out to me as the girl that trey cool (green day drummer) had fucked in the ladies toilet the previous year.

i was unsure until green day got their award and he said "i would like to thank the little people"  Cheesy

she was at the aftershow party too, i should have chatted her up really Smiley

i guess they both got what they wanted.

she got to fuck a rock star and he got to fuck a midget  Cheesy
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:39:40 »

i saw a midget on saturday

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/376/n6617401024567266682vt9.jpg
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:44:29 »

BTW a midget or dwarf, is defined as somebody being < 4ft 10ins.....Carson probably qualifies.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:45:31 »

Whits did you ever post what you said to him?
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:48:05 »

will do in a bit yeovil
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:30:38 »

the basic jist of it was -

1 - Bill power is funding the trust to cause trouble, he was trying to persuade me that our mate bill was just paying you guys to cause problems (i had to hold myself back from laughing)

2 - BP is only intesting in getting his money back, he has no interest in stfc because he is a QPR fan and if he was an investor when why did he insist in shares?

3 - New investor to take over shortly, no details on names but local people and he didn't expect to be at the club at the start of the season.

i didn't say whether i was for or against the consortium but mentioned at the start i was a season ticket holder, he asked if i was going to renew and i said not really sure (this is for my own reasons really, not so much football!)
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:32:31 »

I've pulled a midget before. She was at least a foot shorter than me. True story. She was one shexy bitch though.
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:33:24 »

Crikey I didnt think the "new investor" was going to take over.

Was I alone in that?
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:34:18 »

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if he was an investor when why did he insist in shares?


erm, is willy really that thick?
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:35:57 »

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Crikey I didnt think the "new investor" was going to take over.


me neither, maybe it was lost in translation as he has a funny voice and i'd been drinking from 9.30    Beers

but thats what i wrote down on a text to myself
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:36:48 »

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Crikey I didnt think the "new investor" was going to take over.


me neither, maybe it was lost in translation as he has a funny voice and i'd been drinking from 9.30    Beers

but thats what i wrote down on a text to myself


 

and did you get any winners?
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:37:57 »

got one and that was it...after my chat with willie he gave me a tip...it came 5th  :| bastard!!

was an expensive day  Oops
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
sonic youth

« Reply #44 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:43:42 »

that why you're not getting a season ticket?  Cheesy
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