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red macca

« on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:03:33 »

I dont mean just small people like bushey but proper midgets.

What are your opinions of them i find them quite cute and funny but a girl i know is scared of them :? [/u]
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:07:11 »

Deano, si pi is smaller than me, so are at least 2 other forum members.  

 Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:07:37 »

there used to be one in my local pub who used to get bladdered.we used to take him home in a shopping trolly &carry him upstairs to his flat.aint seen him for years,so think he may be dead Sad
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sonic youth

« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:08:51 »

we had an emo midget at college last year
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:08:51 »

I quite like them. Can't trust them though, thieving little gnomes.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:09:05 »

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Deano, si pi is smaller than me, so are at least 2 other forum members.  

 Cheesy


Obviously Bushey likes a bit of exaggeration so remember this girls.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:14:36 »

Ive always wondered what sex with a midget would be like.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:20:09 »

You can get porn
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:22:36 »

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You can get porn


Yes but i mean actual sex with them. Not just watching it.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:23:25 »

it's pretty good. although you do 'bottom out' quite easily
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:26:29 »

Your sick Chris. is there anything you wouldnt shag?
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:29:48 »

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Your sick Chris. is there anything you wouldnt shag?


How is that sick? Just because they are slightly different to the average human.

There is plenty of things i wouldnt shag. Namely anything not female. And a human.

You gotta mix it up Ash and try these new experiences!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:32:24 »

ha ha I know mate, I agree totally, your a boy aint ya
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:35:29 »

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Ive always wondered what sex with a midget would be like.


dwarf porn!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:48:42 »

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ha ha I know mate, I agree totally, your a boy aint ya


A boy? Im nearly 24 now thanks and a lot bigger than you! Soapy Tit Wank

Cheeky Git.
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