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« on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:17:38 »

Ever think you drink too much?  Looking down this morning I can't help notice that I'm getting a beer overhang, so I'm determined to detox (starting tomorrow as I'm too hungover today....)  Any tips?  What should I avoid?  Am obviously going to steer clear of drink/schmoke for at least a week and try to get to the gym each morning.  Is a week long enough?  Ties in nicely with my exam period so seems convienient....

This comes after a messy night last night....  made it 100 yards out my front door before being encountering the local filth.  My associates had been attempting to remove a for sale sign, and with my affection for the constabulary, I decided to engage in rigerous debate with the young officer.  After being sent home, I passed out - all this by 11pm.  Certainly made for a cheap night!

So as you see, detoxing seems a good idea!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:21:27 »

I don't think you drank enough if you can remember.

I think you should spend the rest of the week getting pissed.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:23:51 »

You really are a cunt sometimes.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:25:19 »

Quote from: "simon pieman"
I don't think you drank enough if you can remember.

I think you should spend the rest of the week getting pissed.

I don't....  I heard about this....!  

Cheers Ralphy!  I didn't do an awful lot wrong apparently, for once I was quite well behaved!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:26:45 »

You didn't get arrested then?
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Sippo
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:26:42 »

Drinking is ace  Cool
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:27:25 »

just stay out of cars walrus Wink
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flammableBen

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:27:25 »

When I detox I tend to end up going on pure cold neat vodka. It's a clean and pure drink see.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:29:52 »

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When I detox I tend to end up going on pure cold neat vodka. It's a clean and pure drink see.


I tried that, but the problem with potato juice is you still feel drunk the next day, which is not nice.

Nope no arrest this time...  have to be a good boy til my pitch invasion next saturday!   Cheesy

Cars?!?!  Don't remind me....  only a year to go!   Sad
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:32:22 »

drink proper polish vodka neat and you wont get a hangover, drink shitty vodka and you will
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mattboyslim

« Reply #10 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:32:39 »

By all accounts - my toxicology student friends told me that in 4 weeks off the juice your liver can recover to 99% of it's previous capability.  So my mate has made a point of doing a month off a year.  Last summer I did ten weeks enforced dry coupled with loads of physical work and a limited diet, and no doubt I felt better for it - I was also a lightweight when I got back on it though.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:33:14 »

Incidentally I'm giving up the drink for a weeks after the bank holiday weekend.

Should be fun  :|
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:42:50 »

bank holiday weekend is going to be messy
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:51:56 »

And loads of money being spent....
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