So..............the Tux doesn't fit !
Speak to my mate who said that they are on offer in Matalan for 80.00.
Not bad thinks Fred so in I go and sure enough Tux is there with the old shiny lapels and shiny stripe down the trousers for 80.00
Takes it to the cashier and he scans the trousers and they come up at 20.00.
He then scans the jacket at it comes up at 3.00..................yes 3.00
Now, I know he is a young lad but even so the alarm bells should be ringing by now.
But no, he asks me if I would like to keep the hanger and I say "nah mate, its ok, you keep it"
I hand over my 23.00 and do the big Linford Christie out of there.
Fucking mugs !
What a result.