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flammableBen

« on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 17:01:38 »

It was time to come clean.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 17:02:22 »

:shock:
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 17:03:27 »

Ben what have you drunk today?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 17:06:48 »

I was the gunman behind the grassy Knoll. Then, about 10 years later I was born.

Was I Mad? In A Coma? Or Back In time...?
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:37:30 »

She was dead before she got in the car.
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SwindonTownFC

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:44:03 »

this is sick, lock this thread
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:44:34 »

Did you pork her first?
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flammableBen

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:45:46 »

That is classified information.
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flammableBen

« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:46:35 »

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this is sick, lock this thread


I'm sorry if this is hard for you SwindonTownFC. She was the peoples princess and people need to know the truth. However hard it is.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:47:38 »

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That is classified information.


You didn't did you? Schoolboy error. Unless you porked her after.
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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:49:22 »

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That is classified information.


You didn't did you? Schoolboy error. Unless you porked her after.


I may or may not have been involved in a 3-way with her and Prince Philip. I also can not comment on whether it would have been before or after her demise - if it happened.
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flammableBen

« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 19:01:32 »

Actually this is in pretty bad taste. I blame Si pie.

I just hope that when I die I'll have a wikipedia page with a section titled "AIDS and Landmines". Maybe Landmines will turn out to cure aids and I'll discover it. That would be ace.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 21:32:00 »

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I was the gunman behind the grassy Knoll. Then, about 10 years later I was born.

Was I Mad? In A Coma? Or Back In time...?

I'm assuming there's a sexual inuendo in that, but still can't solve it.  I need the solution though....   :|
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 21:48:18 »

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Actually this is in pretty bad taste. I blame Si pie.

I just hope that when I die I'll have a wikipedia page with a section titled "AIDS and Landmines". Maybe Landmines will turn out to cure aids and I'll discover it. That would be ace.


my word you have a warped mind. But it's kinda amuses me
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flammableBen

« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 22:32:51 »

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my word you have a warped mind. But it's kinda amuses me


ace
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