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"Make Harry Black"
Make Harry Black is a campaign that was created to help eliminate racism from our society.
[edit] Origins
The campaign was created by a gathering of people naming themselves The Grand Order (TGO). The members noticed that the increase of racism and segregation in our society was a direct result of the portrayal of ethnic minorities (especially those of black African origin) in popular culture. TGO felt that the biggest culprit of this ideology was a popular fantasy series which went by the name of "Harry Potter". In order to fight this, TGO created the Make Harry Black campaign.
[edit] The Mission
What angered the members of TGO was that the characters of Harry Potter were all predominantly of white race. Apart from possibly one of Harry's school friends, there seemed to be very little if not any characters that are black. This ranged from the teachers of Hogwarts, the wizards and witches of the magic world to Harry's close friends. In the storyline of Harry Potter, there were possibly a hundred characters, of which about two were black. There were more house elves than black people with significance in the storyline.
As a result of this, Make Harry Black was created with the mission to stop at nothing until the character of Harry Potter was changed to that of a black youth that was brought up in the streets of East London. The members of TGO feel that this simple change in the storyline would be the key in eliminating racism and gun crime forever.
[edit] Keep Harry White
Keep Harry White was the campaign created to fight against the efforts of TGO and their associates. It was created by a coalition of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and the British National Party (BNP) who are the chief supporters of the Harry Potter series. They insert racial subliminal messaging in the Harry Potter books and movies by disguising them as seemingly harmless words such as "Muggle" and "Dobby".
In the year 2003, they attempted to release a special Harry Potter book entitled "Harry Potter and the Evil Ethnics". This book was put into production and its storyline consisted of Harry Potter saving the President from the evil "Blackies". The story reached its climax with Harry travelling back in time to have a showdown with Martin Luther King. The book was eventually released to poor reception which resulted in certain details being rewritten. The book was eventually re-released under the title of "The Da Vinci Code".
[edit] Trivia
- The Make Harry Black has a number of supporters including those of celebrity status. Singer Mika is said to be a big supporter of the campaign. In fact, if you play his hit song "Grace Kelly" backwards, you can hear the line "Make Harry Black, TGO is wack" numerous times.
- TGO used to produce garden based products which were well received in the local community. Products produced included the "Grass Heads" and "Pot wheelers".
- The identities of the TGO members are largely unknown apart from ex-chairman, Tim Treegardener. Currently Tim Treegardener resides in Germany and plays football for the Under 21 national squad.
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