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sonic youth

« on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 16:35:36 »

Don't eat poppadoms and then take soluble co-codamol, it's the most repulsive aftertaste ever
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Amir

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 17:31:05 »

If you fancy a menthol cigarette, rather than buy a full packet, use mouthwash before you light up.
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lebowski

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 18:03:29 »

avoid any unneccesary scrotal surgery by removing any genital piercings before using the "black hole" water flume at butlins, bognor regis
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 18:37:41 »

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 19:19:36 »

How many people live in glass houses?  Cool
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sonic youth

« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 21:10:51 »

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avoid any unneccesary scrotal surgery by removing any genital piercings before using the "black hole" water flume at butlins, bognor regis


Personal experience?
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:20:54 »

Never walk backwards in flip flops.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:23:07 »

Life's a cunt and then you marry one
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:24:21 »

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Life's a cunt and then you marry one

Yup.

But I divorced her  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:25:41 »

I'm never getting married. I'm not that stupid  
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:27:24 »

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I'm never getting married. I'm not that stupid  

Good girl. You know it makes sense.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:30:25 »

Or I'll find a rich man, divorce him, take all his money and house and move to the carribean  Cool
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:31:51 »

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Or I'll find a rich man, divorce him, take all his money and house and move to the carribean  Cool

An even finer and commendable strategy.

Try http://www.iamarichmanlookingforawomantoripmeoff.com
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:33:33 »

It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames  Sad
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:36:00 »

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It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames  Sad

I quite like the idea of a tug boat.

Unrelenting hand jobs.
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