I dreamt that Sturrock died, dunno how or when, but a forum member had a picture of him as their avatar.
Except this picture of him was a close-up of his face in his coffin.
It was scary.
I'm an expert at analysing dreams.
Sturrock dying represents you being a big girly benny boy gaylord.
The forum member having an avatar of the dead Sturrock represents your desire to fondle mens bottoms in the cubicle of pub toilets.