Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:04:01 » |
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Ginster wrapper
Come back !!!!!
I could do with a good chuckle right now !!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:09:04 » |
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Barry iz da shit. I could do with someone to shizzle my nizzle
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:11:59 » |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:13:08 » |
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Lets start a campaign called BBB
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:15:30 » |
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bring back swindontownfc
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:53:04 » |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:14:23 » |
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from beyond the grave !
We should hold a TEF seance every night so we can draw on your wisdom
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:15:39 » |
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That is fucking legendary I have saved it in me faves folder innit
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:52:01 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:56:22 » |
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What a bunch of mongs! Fucking ace.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:57:19 » |
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CLASSIC GINSTER WRAPPING
straight outta toothill, crazy muthafucka named barry crackin' skulls with my homeboy garry light up the hood like hardcore beacon rhymes gotcha droolin' like joey deacon
my crimes too many to mention just last week got hit with detention pop a cap in yo ass cos i got the ammo i'm hard like gripper,stoned like zammo
pretender,pretender,you're nothing but a bender that's the message, i'm the sender hittin' real hard with the power of a nuke i got style like david duke.(old skool Cool )
barry's back, ready to attack rhymes fuller than cliff richards nadsack bodies poppin' wid da beats i'm droppin' i hope mum gets cheese strings when she goes shoppin'
i'm a terminator. gangsta number one smoke suckas yeah, smoke drugs by the ton floor filler, natural born killer mums got ice cream YES!! it's vanilla
All you suckas and your gayboy raps rhymes that stink like bagladys fish flaps i'm the rhythm king, freestylin' ninja you wear a blouse and are probably ginger
barry time!
My name is barry and I don't exist Fuck with me and you'll get my fist I draw you in like lambs to the slaughter My shit's bigger than meatloaf's daughter I'm up like coke, get down like shep I wow the chicks like johnny Depp My rhymes they give you disco fever I drink fucking beer like Trevor fucking Cleaver If you screw with my crew then you'll be toast You're the gay bloke from rentaghost Chip shop don''t stop Cod and chips with a sausage on top
i iz a lyrical miracle!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:59:42 » |
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I demand Barry registers on The Unofficial Mike Diamandis Fan Club!
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 22:03:21 » |
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I demand Barry registers on The Unofficial Mike Diamandis Fan Club! I think you'll find he has 
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 22:04:05 » |
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Ralphy asked Barry to write him a poem that he could use to woo a chick
i iz get me mum to help wiv da speeling.
I'm the postman of love and I've got a bulging sack gonna make a male delivery right into your crack I'd drive you in my car, put a smile upon your face but your ass is way too big I haven't got the space I took you out to dinner, it was all that you can eat we were in there for hours, now you can't see your feet I don't need you no more you stupid punk ass bitch you look a bit like Meatloaf and my dick has got an itch
Clinic time!
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