Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:04:01 » |
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Ginster wrapper
Come back !!!!!
I could do with a good chuckle right now !!!!!!
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hansgruber
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:09:04 » |
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Barry iz da shit. I could do with someone to shizzle my nizzle
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:11:59 » |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:13:08 » |
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Lets start a campaign called BBB
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:15:30 » |
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bring back swindontownfc
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:53:04 » |
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or not
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:14:23 » |
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from beyond the grave !
We should hold a TEF seance every night so we can draw on your wisdom
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:15:39 » |
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 That is fucking legendary I have saved it in me faves folder innit |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:52:01 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:56:22 » |
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What a bunch of mongs! Fucking ace.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:57:19 » |
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CLASSIC GINSTER WRAPPING
straight outta toothill, crazy muthafucka named barry
crackin' skulls with my homeboy garry
light up the hood like hardcore beacon
rhymes gotcha droolin' like joey deacon
my crimes too many to mention
just last week got hit with detention
pop a cap in yo ass cos i got the ammo
i'm hard like gripper,stoned like zammo
pretender,pretender,you're nothing but a bender
that's the message, i'm the sender
hittin' real hard with the power of a nuke
i got style like david duke.(old skool Cool )
barry's back, ready to attack
rhymes fuller than cliff richards nadsack
bodies poppin' wid da beats i'm droppin'
i hope mum gets cheese strings when she goes shoppin'
i'm a terminator. gangsta number one
smoke suckas yeah, smoke drugs by the ton
floor filler, natural born killer
mums got ice cream YES!! it's vanilla
All you suckas and your gayboy raps
rhymes that stink like bagladys fish flaps
i'm the rhythm king, freestylin' ninja
you wear a blouse and are probably ginger
barry time!
My name is barry and I don't exist
Fuck with me and you'll get my fist
I draw you in like lambs to the slaughter
My shit's bigger than meatloaf's daughter
I'm up like coke, get down like shep
I wow the chicks like johnny Depp
My rhymes they give you disco fever
I drink fucking beer like Trevor fucking Cleaver
If you screw with my crew then you'll be toast
You're the gay bloke from rentaghost
Chip shop don''t stop
Cod and chips with a sausage on top
i iz a lyrical miracle!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 21:59:42 » |
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I demand Barry registers on The Unofficial Mike Diamandis Fan Club!
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 22:03:21 » |
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I demand Barry registers on The Unofficial Mike Diamandis Fan Club! I think you'll find he has  |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 1, 2007, 22:04:05 » |
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Ralphy asked Barry to write him a poem that he could use to woo a chick
i iz get me mum to help wiv da speeling.
I'm the postman of love and I've got a bulging sack
gonna make a male delivery right into your crack
I'd drive you in my car, put a smile upon your face
but your ass is way too big I haven't got the space
I took you out to dinner, it was all that you can eat
we were in there for hours, now you can't see your feet
I don't need you no more you stupid punk ass bitch
you look a bit like Meatloaf and my dick has got an itch
Clinic time!
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