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« Reply #45 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:23:06 »

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How do we know what filthy lies you've told them about us? Never trust a man in oranj.


exactly....you might've ruined the whole "i'm an airline pilot" line!
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« Reply #46 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:23:55 »

Fluking my way to victory at pool
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« Reply #47 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:25:51 »

I got seriously chatted up by the Welsh man's (the sleeping chap) girlie after you had all gone.

She is nice  Cheesy
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« Reply #48 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:26:52 »

i don't care! give chantelle my number if you're not gunna pass hers onto me  Cool
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« Reply #49 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:27:48 »

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i don't care! give chantelle my number if you're not gunna pass hers onto me  Cool

Courtney.

Schoolboy error.
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« Reply #50 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:28:20 »

er i'm drunk...

balls
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« Reply #51 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:29:47 »

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er i'm drunk...

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« Reply #52 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:29:56 »

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I got seriously chatted up by the Welsh man's (the sleeping chap) girlie after you had all gone.

She is nice  Cheesy


Was he still asleep? He's my new hero
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« Reply #53 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:31:06 »

he reminded me of a cultured yeovil


roar alcohol etc hiccup i'm tough etc

how's courtney?
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« Reply #54 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:33:52 »

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I got seriously chatted up by the Welsh man's (the sleeping chap) girlie after you had all gone.

She is nice  Cheesy


Was he still asleep? He's my new hero

He was for a while.

But she woke him up to talk to me about photography.  :shock:

Apparently she bought him a Sooperdoooperpixel2Gb camera for his birthday but he hasn't really got an eye for a picture.

I talked to him about ASA and f stops and depth of field and then he slowly fell over.

Which left me a clear run to talk to her about those interesting differences between men and women.
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« Reply #55 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:36:39 »

tits?
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« Reply #56 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:39:02 »

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tits?

Two.

And very prominent as well.

Ahhh bollocks. I have fallen in love again.

I might just fire up the white charger tomorrow night and go and pay her a visit.

Hope Joy doesn't mind.
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« Reply #57 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:43:31 »

how many times have you fallen in love today alan?
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« Reply #58 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:45:19 »

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how many times have you fallen in love today alan?

Fuck knows.

Even with six fingers per hand I have run out.

Oh bollocks, I don't care anyway. They are all lovely. Every single woman sex person I am in love with.

Night all.
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« Reply #59 on: Sunday, February 25, 2007, 00:49:05 »

night dad
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