12ish you go in, have a swift lager,
12.30 tour of the ground, random anicdotes about the stadium etc etc
1.00 eat and drink
3 match
3.45 drink
4.45 drink till the players turn up for man of the match pictures signing etc etc drink drink
Thats it in a nutshell, but obviously more glamorous
5.00 shut the windows in the exec lounge to block out noise of unruly fans outside