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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #30 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:50:10 »

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Hasnt Javine all ready had a few hits? I thought she was one of these cool R&B bitches.Maybe not if she's put herself up for Eurovision. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


she's had about 2 i think, and one of those was using the instumental version of "Ante Up". Way cool
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« Reply #31 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:54:24 »

the best thing was jordans face at the end Cheesy she was so confident she was going to win.she looked like a barbie.
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« Reply #32 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:55:34 »

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the best thing was jordans face at the end Cheesy she was so confident she was going to win.she looked like a barbie.


that's exactly how my housemate described her. i thought it was an exaggeration until i saw the results programme
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« Reply #33 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:57:39 »

Yep. it's a new range of barbies
Pregnant slag barbie
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« Reply #34 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 22:00:35 »

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the best thing was jordans face at the end Cheesy she was so confident she was going to win.she looked like a barbie.


You still would though. :twisted:
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« Reply #35 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 22:01:09 »

i just loved the way that Javine thanked all of England and not Britain. ACE
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 15:26:43 »

I noticed that, the fucking slag!!!  She should be disqualified!!

Can't believe the British public didn't realise what a laugh it would have been if Jordan had represented us, at an international event.  It would have been office-style cringe worthy tv, but ace all the same.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 15:31:07 »

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Hasnt Javine all ready had a few hits? I thought she was one of these cool R&B bitches.Maybe not if she's put herself up for Eurovision. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


she's had about 2 i think, and one of those was using the instumental version of "Ante Up". Way cool


hahaha do you like javine si? u geek! r and b is so shit! the biggest pile of bollocks i ever heard!
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:07:10 »

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Hasnt Javine all ready had a few hits? I thought she was one of these cool R&B bitches.Maybe not if she's put herself up for Eurovision. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


she's had about 2 i think, and one of those was using the instumental version of "Ante Up". Way cool


hahaha do you like javine si? u geek! r and b is so shit! the biggest pile of bollocks i ever heard!


somebody's chavved rich's irony detector again  :roll:
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:12:01 »

There's only one thing more repulsive than a pregnant woman, and that's when the pregnant woman concerned is Jordan in a pink PVC catsuit.

sick sick sick sick
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:12:13 »

bad images of Jordan, 8 months pregnant singing away, completely exposing herself representing UK...would have been wrong!
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:13:58 »

shame it wasn't a few months later really. then it could have been Jordan ft. The Offspring
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:15:23 »

I have a major thing for pregnant women but Jordan is enough to turn that fantasy well and truly off!
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:17:19 »

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I have a major thing for pregnant women but Jordan is enough to turn that fantasy well and truly off!


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« Reply #44 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:19:28 »

Pic not working!!
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