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Piemonte

« Reply #15 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 03:32:19 »

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oooooooh that reminds me i just have to exfoliate before i go to bed tonight pet Wink
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 03:32:30 »

if like me, you find yourself waiting at the bar too long, and the cheapest lager on offer is carling, add a double shot of vodka to the mix. it actually tastes a lot nicer and gets you pissed quicker.

or just buy stella, it's reassuringly expensive you know
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 03:41:41 »

Real men have bar pressence and dont have to wait for thier beer.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 10:03:37 »

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Real men have bar pressence and dont have to wait for thier beer.


I'm wear concealer, shaving balm and used bodywash this morning.  I also have a blonde streak through the middle of my hair.   :?  That is real man of today, not you're stoneage trogladites!   Cheesy
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Super_Taff

« Reply #19 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 10:33:57 »

I dont like downing but do it when needed (ie there is only 5 mins to my next lesson and im still in the pub)

How can u not like beer ladies??? It is natures miracle
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DMR

« Reply #20 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 11:48:37 »

I can drink real beer, the proper stuff is growing on me, I drink JCB and IPA as well as lager now  Cool

Not very good at downing, never can do more than 2/3 of a pint  Oops
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 12:33:35 »

Like Piemonte2 I can drink a fair amount of beer when i'm just drinking quickly, but ask me to down a pint and I'll get about 1/3 of it down then sort of stop.  Oops  It's not great. A pint of water is easy, as is almost anything that's not beer/ale/cider, so it's not an inability to actually chug it down... Maybe it's psycological? My dad used to make me down half a pint of brandy when i was small to try and get me to bed early... Could be that?? Hmmm. :?
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 13:08:21 »

About 8 seconds for me to down a pint, I only do it when I' ve got to leave/get somewhere quickly though.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 13:37:31 »

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is real man of today, not you're stoneage trogladites!   Cheesy

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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 14:10:16 »

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I dont like downing but do it when needed (ie there is only 5 mins to my next lesson and im still in the pub)

How can u not like beer ladies??? It is natures miracle


Only Walrus said he didn't like it
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flammableBen

« Reply #25 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 16:07:15 »

I have no problem with drinking vast amounts of stella on an evening out, but I also suffer from the apperent inability to actually poor a whole pint down my throat.
Seems a bit of a waste anyway. Especially when a pint of stella could have just cost me nearly £3 that I don't have. Bloody extortionate prices.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 16:21:04 »

like mikenstein (mike the technician at Greendown) said: you're a man if you can drink 10 pints and still throw a dart straight  Wink
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 17:06:25 »

I can only down about half of a lager, but I can manage a proper pint of bitter not probs
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 17:08:24 »

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I can only down about half of a lager, but I can manage a proper pint of bitter not probs


it's the gas in lager. bitter tends to be fine
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 17:58:37 »

You lot should get Beer guts they rule Cool
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