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Fred Elliot
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« on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:34:39 »

Not so fucking Boootiful is it now you annoying cunt

 
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:45:29 »

This just get better in a carry on movie type of way !

Just heard on the news that they are calling the operation

OPERATION COLD TURKEY

and in the background of the news report they are preparing to burn about 40,000 of the fuckers

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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:54:40 »

Do you not think that they will either be insured or will ask for a massive payout from the government, which will basically come out of your and my pockets ?

NMH 'In a "fowl" mood !'
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:55:55 »

Serves the cunt right for putting all his eggs in one basket !
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:00:22 »

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and in the background of the news report they are preparing to burn about 40,000 of the fuckers

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Suddenly we shall see a glut of Turkey Drummers in the supermarket deep freezes

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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:02:50 »

OUCH !

Shall I e-mail them MikeD's and Andronikous numbers

 
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:09:57 »

whats happend Huh???
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:23:49 »

Have you been locked away for the last 24hrs arriba ?

Bird flu confirmed at Bernard Mathews gaff

2000 square kilometer exclusion zone.

Thats one big business just gone up in smoke
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:42:29 »

Oh no Bird flu!

Don't worry, it only kills Chinese people.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:43:38 »

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Have you been locked away for the last 24hrs arriba ?

Bird flu confirmed at Bernard Mathews gaff

2000 square kilometer exclusion zone.

Thats one big business just gone up in smoke

180,000 fucking turkeys.

Jesus that must be one hell of a shed.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:45:38 »

I blame Jamie Oliver (mockney cunt)
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:50:22 »

I think the most worrying thing is that birds have hijacked our man flu and made a stronger strain. Of course bird flu isn't made up, but man flu is.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:55:35 »

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Of course bird flu isn't made up, but man flu is.


No it's not !
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 21:19:05 »

There was more than a hint of irony in my post Fred. I think you might be coming down with the man flu. Better take a couple of days off or you might be flagging for Thursday night.

I did hear that some of the board members have bird/man flu and won't be attending though.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, February 5, 2007, 21:25:41 »

This girl at work has bird flu ... ill get me coat
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