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Simon Pieman
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« on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 20:46:30 »

...just chewed up a huge patch in my carpet. yowza  Sad
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 20:47:11 »

it told me it was tasty though :eat
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 21:15:33 »

Thats why I leave it to the old dear.  I've tried hoovering my floor but because I have laminate flooring, it just blows the dust etc in the opposite direction
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 21:18:27 »

my landlord replaced the hoover yesterday with some makeshift one, because the girls said the dyson was 'broken.' actually the filters needed replacing, so now we have a shit hoover that chews up the wafer-thin carpet in my room. cheers girls  :-))(
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 21:20:22 »

So what did the landlord just chuck the old one out?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 21:22:58 »

no but my landlord lives in st.albans so it's gone back with him. if only i hadn't been so lazy and bought new filters  :|
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 21:27:53 »

Surely the girls should have bought the filters, it's their job to know more about hoovers than you
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 27, 2005, 21:30:32 »

they didn't know how to empty a dyson  :shock:
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:24:06 »

I have no carpet here.... Just too f,in hot. Besides, I have Maid for that kinda stuff. Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:24:38 »

Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
I have no carpet here.... Just too f,in hot. Besides, I have Maid for that kinda stuff. Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank
lucky you
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:25:10 »

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...just chewed up a huge patch in my carpet. yowza  Sad


so how did that actually happen then si?
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 15:20:58 »

at first i thought the hoover was spewing dust everywhere, but it only happened on this one bit of carpet. basically it's so cheap and thin the hoover started sucking the bugger up  :evil:
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 15:40:13 »

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at first i thought the hoover was spewing dust everywhere, but it only happened on this one bit of carpet. basically it's so cheap and thin the hoover started sucking the bugger up  :evil:
hahaha. did your landlord find out?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 15:45:30 »

no. i'm kinda hoping it won't be that noticed. it looks faded in one patch so we'll see
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, February 28, 2005, 15:46:05 »

then again it's not really my fault  Wink
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