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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #30 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:48:56 »

If it's orange poop it's probably ok.
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Mexicano Rojo

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« Reply #31 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 07:17:59 »

well lads
 i will put out the single for you, will be available on itunes napster playlouder, i could even make you 1000 cds.

your advance will be a bottle of cider and 4 balaclavas.
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sonic youth

« Reply #32 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 08:15:06 »

can i be in the band? i have no discernible talent but i do smell pleasant and my nerdy ways might appeal to the ladies.
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McLovin

« Reply #33 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 09:23:42 »

I'd like a slice of the action, if at all possible.
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 10:03:48 »

If Mex signs you I can provide a recording studio in Old Town (they rent from me)
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 10:35:56 »

Can I play triangle or Bongo's please
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STFCBird
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 10:49:25 »

Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
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red macca

« Reply #37 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:15:40 »

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Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
so have i.we could do a duet
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:18:38 »

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Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
so have i.we could do a duet


Whilst rubbing each others breasts?
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red macca

« Reply #39 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:20:00 »

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Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
so have i.we could do a duet


Whilst rubbing each others breasts?
it might start a fire though
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larwood
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:20:59 »

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Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
so have i.we could do a duet


Whilst rubbing each others breasts?

 
A picture of that would mean Talk talk sells shed loads of his Lovelies calendar Wink
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:23:32 »

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Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
so have i.we could do a duet


Whilst rubbing each others breasts?
it might start a fire though


Why are your nipples made of sandpaper?

Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano  Oops  Wink
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:34:00 »

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Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano  Oops  Wink


Fulffer?
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STFCBird
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:46:08 »

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Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano  Oops  Wink


Fulffer?


 :shock:   he might enjoy that
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, January 8, 2007, 12:03:19 »

this has gotta be done!!!
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